Small Acts

[Cail]

You bastard....That's brilliant!

[Damelon]

HLT, you're probably responsible for the circulation of half the dollar coins in the country!

[Cameraman Jenn]

Nice one HLT.

[Sunbaneglasses]

I don't know if this qualifies as spite, it was really more of a prank: I had a friend in high school who lived on a hill overlooking Main Street, he and I used to sneak downtown at night and rearrange the letters on marquee signs and change the gas prices at a service station. The best one was "TK's Small
Engine Repair Shop", we discovered that you could rearrange the letters to spell "TK's Small Penis". After several times of doing this TK got rid of the sign, that was the ultimate victory.

[Worm of Despite]

That was awesome, HLT. I'm going to have to try that one day.

I did this to a friend of mine, after he refused to return a book:

I worked as a mechanic and had to figure out this prank. It is better than sugar in the gas tank. (1) fold up a sheet of glad wrap about 12 in x 12 in into a small packet and wrap with an elastic band. (2) put this little wad into a cars gas tank. Here`s what happens: The elastic melts because of the gas. The wrap unfolds and covers the gas line pickup. The car stops like it has run out of gas. When the car stops the wrap floats free unplugging the gas pickup. The car will start again and run until it plugs up again. I've seen mechanic's change fuel filters, gas lines, carbs, fuel injection pumps, injection lines and the list goes on. Even when the mechanic takes out the gas tank to look for an obstruction they can't see the wrap because it is clear. Ya Gotta be really pissed at someone to do this one. To all the mechanics out there...Add this beauty to your toolbox diagnostic list. I'm going to stick to my bicycle for a while until this novelty wears off.

[Cameraman Jenn]

Mothballs will do the same thing only they eventually melt and burn through leaving no evidence.

[AjK]

I did this to a friend of mine, after he refused to return a book

Please tell me I don't have any of your books!

[AjK]

Very nice, Andy!

On the part of the giver, truly and sincerely.

For my daily act of kindness, I made my decadent brownies for a coworker

At my age and current diet I can only have brownies vicariously. Tell me all about them. In detail. Slowly...

[Worm of Despite]

Don't worry, I never do the same thing twice. I try to be creative.

[Cameraman Jenn]

Ok, I'll confess another. It's quite cruel. My friend in high school was dating this loser guy Randy. He was a skinny gross jackass. We were at a party and he was being a total dick to Amy and it pissed me off. I realized there was one of those chinese hot pepper plants growing in the windowsill of the house we were at so I took a pepper and broke it open and snuck up behind him and grabbed him and shoved it up his nose. He ended up writhing on the floor in agony for about fifteen minutes while a bunch of us laughed. His nose watered as well as his eyes for a good hour longer and he and Amy broke up that night. He dared not retaliate against me because I was protected by my horde of manfriends although I could probably have taken him myself without too much trouble.

Also, in high school, I dated this guy and he cheated on me with his ex, this wispy blonde girl, Tina, so I went to where I knew she was and nearly pulled her out of her car through the window. I managed to give her noggin a few hefty cracks against the glass as she sobbed and tried to roll the window up on my arm. A few years later my friend's boy was stepping out with the same girl, Tina. I knew she was terrified of me and so I went into her work and waited in her cashier line and she was trembling when she saw me and I leaned over the counter and told her,"I suggest you stay away from Brian if you know what's good for you, you stupid slut." I think she may have wet her pants a little. She stayed away but Erin was smart enough to break up with the jerk anyway.

[Worm of Despite]

Moved to Medium Acts of Spite.

[Cameraman Jenn]

I was cruel in my youth. Age has mellowed me considerably. It's also made me a lot more creative.

[dlbpharmd]

Holy shit! Jenn, you're pretty hard core on this spite thing. Remind me to never piss you off!

[Cameraman Jenn]

There was that time that I shoved raw hamburger in the defrost vents of the cintas guys truck.....that was seriously premeditated. I had it in the fridge for a few days before his expected arrival.... yeah. Probably not a good idea to get on my bad side. I am a double scorpio after all.... And I sport a highly inventive mind to boot...

[Auleliel]

Jenn, I think I am afraid of you. I'm not quite sure, but there's a distinct possibility. I'm glad I don't live in California...

[Cagliostro]

This thread is making me afraid of several of you.

[CovenantJr]

Anyone fancy starting an Acts of Social Terrorism thread? I think we're going to need it...

[lurch]

an act of small spite..I nominate this thread for the " Ken Lee" Watchie Award...see failblog if ya don't know what i mean..

[Cameraman Jenn]

Those things were half a lifetime ago. I'm old and soft and apathetic now....

[lurch]

..here..just to make the sharp little teeth of Spite easier to feel,,

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RgL2MKfWTo