Kevin's Watch

A is for Addiction now gimmee your coins
B is for Best do it fore anyone joins
C is for Cammy Jenn who needs so much more
D is for Do it or I'll ban you for sure
E is for Everything, I'll take all you got
F is for Foxy, you know I am Hawt
G is for Gimmee your white gold right now
H is for Help and I CAN show you how
I is for Is, is it in my bank yet?
J is for Jenn, who will make you regret
K is for Karma, if you send them my way
L is for Loser if you don't send them today
M is for Money, I can't get enough
N is for Nasty, I can be very tough
O is for Ogle, I'll send you some pics
P is for Pronto I guarantee you some kicks
Q is for Quest for white gold dollars
R is Revenge I'll make you wear the collar
S is for Sexy and you know I can be
T is for Thanks when you give them to me
U is for ultimate cuz you know I must win
V is for Victory when you simply give in
W is for Where, as in where and in how?
X is for Xylophone, should I start playing now?
Y is for You as in you should be scared
Z is for Zackly when the winner is bared
Until you relent and give them to me
A thorn in you side my true greed will be
So just give it up and give me fat bank
Myself and the Moose will surely soon thank.

I've been served.

Good luck Wayfriend!
All 3 are good (if I may say so) and all are different.


Pick the one that amused you the most, maybe?

Hey...Jenn stole my idea!

That's fine...I wasn't doing anything with it anyway.

I need some votes here, people!

I vote for mine!

i vote for jenn. now send me some tokens jenn.

I vote for HLT's.

So what if his is better. He always wins.

I vote for mine.
I used ubiquitous in a sentence, damn-it!.

Plus Jenn's makes no mention of anything Donaldson-based
And BC only won the crowds the last time because of his inaccurate use of the word"coruscation".

I vote for Charn.
...but Jenn comes in a really close second...

...sorry HLT, I really like the rhyming...

I vote for Charn, with HLT in 2nd.

Atiaran says loudly "Please give them to Jenn."
Bannor says, "Do it or I'll beat you again."
Covenant says, "Jenn wins my white gold from me."
Dukkha says, "Covenant I have to agree."
Esmer says, "Please just to make her shut up."
Findail says, "Watch it, thats vitrium in her cup."
Graveller Trell says, "It's enough already."
Hile Troy says, "If she wins I'll be able to see."
Infelice says, "What can be the harm?"
Jehannum says, "Let her win or it's venom in your arm."
Kastenessan says, "Skurj will show up at your place."
Llaura says, "Muni bus" and then spits in your face.
Mhoram says, "When Jenn wins we recover some lore."
Nom says, "Do it or I'll batter down your door."
Osondrea says, "Why oh why am I left behind again?"
Pietten just laughs and drinks fresh blood again.
Quaan pipes in, "I'm sure on her side."
Ranyhyn gallop in a wild magic horse ride.
Stave interprets, "Jenn wins the gold at the end of this fight."
Turiya raves that Jenn's winning is right.
Urviles threaten Vitriol and grunt, "It's not too late."
Vain stands silent and points out Jenn's fate.
Waynhim give Jenn all the white gold they find.
eXecuting the Giants might help change your mind
You can't resist the Earthblood, I'll drink it, you'll see.
Zoinks! Wayfriend you must give them to me...

Wow.
I was going to vote for BC, but now my vote's for Jenn.

...tempted...
...very tempted to reverse my vote...

Yup, that's impressive. I vote for Jenn's, with dw second.

Who the hell was Quillon? Can't vote for Jenn because she's making shit up as she goes along.

Quillon was an Imager. Mordant's Need.

hmm...
...but everyone else is from TCTC...

...convince me to switch, Jenn...

Auleliel is now voting for me
Balon will too, just ask him, you'll see
CovJr is studying and couldn't care less
Damelon would pick me I'm sure he'd confess
Esmer would vote for me if he was around
Fist and Faith would to but he's Pantheon bound
Gil Galad is too busy with Mallory's games
Harbinger would happily give you my name
Infelice says I've already won
Jazfusion thinks I've a way with a pun
Kinslaughterer would vote but he's off in the tank
Loremaster thinks that first place I should rank
Matrixman wants me to win oh so bad
Nernandel thinks if I lose it is sad
O-gon-cho thinks if I win it is great
Prebe thinks my poetry is really first rate
Queeaqueg will trick if you give me the gold
Relayer will think if I lose, you are cold
SoulQuest would vote but she hasn't been round much
Tulizar probably thinks that I'm losing my touch
Usivius would probably lend me a hand
Vain would vote for me as I understand
Wyldewode would pick me if she were you
Xar would surely give them all to me too
Yurikae doesn't know what white gold dollars are
Zephyr would choose me to win by quite far

Can I win on sheer volume alone?