hehe... thankies!

unfortunately, after living in the deep south for so long, I've become kinda hesitant to reveal my thoughts on such matters, even in the various circles I've visited ("circles" consisting of a few emo kids who meet at TacoBell sometimes "near" the full moon... *shudder* poor emo kids...

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The funny thing is, at my school there's a kid named Zach who goes around with a bible in his back pocket and frequently uses it to thump other people who won't beat the holy snot out of him (*cough* not me *cough* i've opened up several cans of heathen whup-ass on him *cough*) He's super obnoxious and i find myself wondering is his God is pleased with him. I don't think He would be. Wasn't the Lord all about treating others with kindness and acting with humble dignity? At what point did whacking someone with a bible become humble dignity? I also find myself wondering if I shouldn't ask his God to open his sheep's eyes to what a total jerk he's being...
(Am I weird for accepting the Christian God into my idea of the Universe? I mean, if there can be a Flying Spaghetti Monster (which, by the amount of people adding to the idea, has now been created... There's a book by a fellow named Konstantinos which outlines how a group of spiritualists in the 19th century created a creature named Phillip, sort of like a ghost... Pretty freaky... The same can be done for "gods" and "demons" and "angels"... like knitting together a magical scarf of psychic power

wow that ramble took like five minutes...) then surely there can be room for Jesus at the poker table my Group sits at, deciding what they're going to do to mess things up/make me laugh hysterically/bring me unutterably joy/or just make it all blah... Omnipotence begets extreme boredom, I think. They've gotta be bored to listen to my ranting and swearing under my breath all the time.
I think there's a slight degree of psychosis mixed in there with my personal belief system, just enough to make it to where I have to write copious amounts of stories in which my Pantheon acts out Dane Cook bits... (Zeus:
as a large, potbellied, toga-clad Greek man with flowing white hair and beard "Get back in the fiery water!" and did i mention that said large man is in a yellow duckie float? Am I the only one that finds that hilarious to think about?
Come to think of it, how much of religion today is psychosis? I mean, I understand if you want to trust your God enough to pick up a venomous snake and have your God protect you, but do you really need your God to do this at the frenzied parties you call church meetings? Why not save that for when the snake is actually going to attack someone? I'm sure your God would help you then, after all
then is when you're really putting all your faith in Him. Imagine the trouble that could have been circumvented if Thomas Covenant had been into snake handling? "Oh, don't worry little girl, it's cool, see, Jesus can make the bad rattler into a sweet, angelic little - OW! NOOO! Crap..gurrgleurrg..." *twitch twitch jerk*
I'm gonna quit now. I'm sure there's something morally wrong with picturing that. Repeatedly.