Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:53 pm
Stone and sea!!
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What one thing should TC have taken to the Land with him?
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Wagons
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:04 am
How about Gildenlode wagons that don't need horses?
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:31 am
And then they will be building freeways everywhere and Foul's corruption will be causing traffic jams and accidents...
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 2:58 am
Ooh like in Maximum OverdriveMistweave wrote:And then they will be building freeways everywhere and Foul's corruption will be causing traffic jams and accidents...
Alright, I'll see if I can wrangle this back on track.
Some crampons and lines etc for getting down off KW a bit easier?
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 3:49 am
A different piece of white gold that he could leave behind for the Lords to study.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 11:51 am
How about a few hundred boxes of Captain Crunch? Of course thats pretty yucky without cold milk. Hmmm... During winter. Ice cold cow=Ice cold milk. Problem solved. 
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 4:58 pm
Well, I'm not even sure they had cattle in the Land. Presumably they did, though. Anyway, another way to cool the milk would be to put an arghule in a room, then you could store all your perishables homogenously. Not that there's anything wrong with that.clearfrontier wrote:How about a few hundred boxes of Captain Crunch? Of course thats pretty yucky without cold milk. Hmmm... During winter. Ice cold cow=Ice cold milk. Problem solved.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 5:01 pm
Genius!!!!!!dAN wrote:Well, I'm not even sure they had cattle in the Land. Presumably they did, though. Anyway, another way to cool the milk would be to put an arghule in a room, then you could store all your perishables homogenously. Not that there's anything wrong with that.clearfrontier wrote:How about a few hundred boxes of Captain Crunch? Of course thats pretty yucky without cold milk. Hmmm... During winter. Ice cold cow=Ice cold milk. Problem solved.
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:19 pm
covenant should have taken his shotgun... as we know he had one... well i would have...
just imagine in stonemight woodhelven "now we're going to kill you unbeliever"
"BANG!" ..."I think not"...
just imagine in stonemight woodhelven "now we're going to kill you unbeliever"
"BANG!" ..."I think not"...
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2003 8:20 pm
lol, after thought -
Nekrimah, Vain! Get my gun!
Nekrimah, Vain! Get my gun!
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 12:45 am
arghule-driven refrigeration! Absolute classic!dAN wrote:Well, I'm not even sure they had cattle in the Land. Presumably they did, though. Anyway, another way to cool the milk would be to put an arghule in a room, then you could store all your perishables homogenously. Not that there's anything wrong with that.clearfrontier wrote:How about a few hundred boxes of Captain Crunch? Of course thats pretty yucky without cold milk. Hmmm... During winter. Ice cold cow=Ice cold milk. Problem solved.
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 4:48 am
roflmao!! 
kudos dAN!!! LOL
kudos dAN!!! LOL
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 4:57 am
well, ive seen shotguns and chemistry books...but they havent gone all the way...
shotgun, chainsaw, and a crap load of attitude...
go Army of Darkness on everybody's asses...
shotgun, chainsaw, and a crap load of attitude...
go Army of Darkness on everybody's asses...
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 12:11 pm
"this is my BOOM stick!"Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 3:46 pm
"If any of you primates so much as touches me..."
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:21 pm
clearfrontier wrote:"If any of you primates so much as touches me..."
PUH-leeeze. I've met Thomas Covenant, and Bruce Campbell is no Thomas Covenant. After re-reading Theodore Sturgeon's classic short story "It Was Nothing, Really!", I think TC should have brought a roll of toilet paper, for it's tactical properties. Speaking of TP, how did one go about taking a dump in the land? Was there some special kind of bush (Analiantha, perhaps) that had special quilted, square leaves that you could tear off at the perforations after doing your business; and did those leaves have special hemmorhoid-preventative properties?
Somehow, I feel I just averted Clear from starting a new topic...
Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:23 pm
Sorry dAN but I'm not privy to that information.
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 3:49 pm
privy.... was that intentional?Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 4:16 pm
geez i hope not
Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 9:25 pm
What to take, what to take. How about a phsycoanalyst to take to fouls crech and give Lord Fouls some much needed reasurances about his childhood.