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Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 6:35 am
by Landwaster
If I could tell the whole world one thing it would be.... BEHIND YOU! BEHIND YOU!

(or is that two things)

If the oceans of the world suddenly dried up and through some computer error all the resultant acreage was suddenly my own paid-for real estate I would ...

Posted: Mon Dec 08, 2003 11:18 am
by TRC
If the oceans of the world suddenly dried up and through some computer error all the resultant acreage was suddenly my own paid-for real estate I would ...evict everybody who was on my land !!!



If I could make my own staff of Law it would Have special abilities like...

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:18 am
by Landwaster
If I could make my own staff of Law it would Have special abilities like there are the movie 'Zapped'.

If Triock turned up suddenly and started acting like he was struggling with a Raver I would ...

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 4:59 am
by TRC
If Triock turned up suddenly and started acting like he was struggling with a Raver I would ...
Continue to let him act it out.

If High Lord Elena were to drop her robe in front of me and kiss me full on the mouth I would... :lol: :oops:

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2003 6:45 am
by Landwaster
If High Lord Elena were to drop her robe in front of me and kiss me full on the mouth I would rush off to tell my mates.

If some cad with snakes for arms ran up to me I would ...

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 8:32 am
by TRC
If some cad with snakes for arms ran up to me I would ...
Whip out my handy dandy Pocket Flute and charm him into doing the Macarena !


If I had to Eat one Meal for the rest of My Life it would consist of

Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2003 9:19 am
by Dragonlily
My answer-to-everything meal of ramen with whatever happens to be in the refrigerator thrown in. (Cleverly rescuing myself from boredom.)

If I had to adventure across the Land with an earth animal turned sentient, the animal would ...

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 9:21 am
by TRC
If I had to adventure across the Land with an earth animal turned sentient, the animal would ...prboably bite me under a sun O Pestilence and infect me with more of that damn venom.



If I could choose my own transcendental medium of power I would have it be a, ....

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 10:19 am
by Dragonlily
TRC wrote:If I could choose my own transcendental medium of power I would have it be a, ....
...power of omnipotence. Please. What other choice is there, that doesn't require giving up a lot of other nice powers?

My idea of the perfect vacation is...

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:04 pm
by Loredoctor
My idea of the perfect vacation is...standing on a soapbox with a loud megaphone.

In ten minutes I will be . . .

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:37 pm
by birdandbear
In ten minutes I will be...High Empress of the Planet Earth!

(Haha, you only think I'm kidding...my evil plans have come to fruition...mwahahaha)


When birdandbear is High Empress of Planet Earth I will....

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:54 pm
by TRC
When birdandbear is High Empress of Planet Earth I will....Be a faithful and Loyal servant.

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 7:57 pm
by Dragonlily
birdandbear wrote:When birdandbear is High Empress of Planet Earth I will....
...remind her that THE RUNES OF THE EARTH needs publishing soon. :o

(At risk of repeating myself :wink: )
What I want for Christmas is...

Hey, TRC, I was answering that one. (But I'm sure the sentiment is appreciated)

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2003 8:48 pm
by birdandbear
Mwahahahaha.....extra potato rations to the both of you. ;)

Joy - I'll take care of it. :twisted: ;) :)

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 4:03 am
by TRC
What I want For Christmas is....
A New Roof !
and a storage shed and new windows and siding and someone to put the new garage doors up and someone to install the attic stairs, and finish the drywall in the bathroom and install the last four ceiling fans and put in a new electric service and trim the pine trees

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2003 5:40 am
by Landwaster
You're question, TRC ... ?

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:11 am
by TRC
When I exist no more I want ....

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:14 am
by Landwaster
When I exist no more I want .... to exist again, or, failing that, an epitaph's like Spike Milligan, which said "I told you I was sick."

If I realised that my phone was tapped I would ...

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:17 am
by TRC
If I realised that my phone was tapped I would ...have a lot of fun with whoever tapped it by giving them just the opposite of what they were hoping to hear.

Posted: Wed Dec 17, 2003 5:17 am
by TRC
If I realised that my phone was tapped I would ...have a lot of fun with whoever tapped it by giving them just the opposite of what they were hoping to hear.



The last life I lived I was...