Don't laugh - this is deadly serious and has already nearly caused a divorce!
Tomatoes are thriving, planted 24 freebie seeds and now 22 really healthy plants on the go. Of those, 6 would win awards (imho)
Cherry tomatoes I only planted 10 days ago. 3 out of eight are up and looking good.
Tomatillos are amazing! i bought 25 seeds off amazon last year. 22 are up. Windowsills are proving a bit of a problem as they lean into the light so much. Still, they're HUGE compared to everything else.
Jalapenos doing great too. 8 out of 10 germinated and looking really healthy.
Cayennes took longer to get going. 9 out of 13 are now transplanted. 5 look good, rest may struggle.
G2 cayennes (from seeds i took from last year's chilis) are doing better. 21 plants on the go, half of which look really healthy.
Chives have yet to show their heads, but only planted recently.
Garlic is

. Planted 4 a week ago. 3 are already up.
Dill is proving troublesome. They're so fragile and skinny, and the follow the light so much. I've chopped the bottoms off loads of 500ml plastic bottles and put them over the plants to support them. This seems to help. 11 out of 12 of the original ones are still growing. 2 out of 6 planted 3 weeks ago are up.
Coriander(cilantro) i sowed a load of seeds in one big container 2 weeks ago. The first seedlings are up. Looking good.
Parsley has appeared, but they're so small it's hard to know how they'll do, yet.
Sage only planted last week, nothing yet.
Ditto basil.
Spinach is great. Sowed a couple of containers at the start of the month. They're (small) jungles! A couple more sown last week to maintain my saag supply.
Thyme has appeared, eventually, but looking small like the arsley so hard to tell.
Aubergine (eggplant) 2 types sowed at start of april 5 out of 6 of melange are up and looking healthy, 2 out of 6 halflange likewise.
Cucumber - 1st 2 seedlings have appeared this week (4 sowed) , none of the chinese slangen have raised their heads yet.
The courgettes (zuchini) are being very slow! Three types sowed nearly 4 weeks ago and only one, a di nazza (round one) has appeared. It is looking VERY bizarre - every time I see it I'm reminded of ... not sure, maybe a nightmare I had when I had a fever when i was a kid.
Radishes are amazing!the saxa 2 ones are the healthiest looking plants of all. Sowed 4 and all 4 are looking great. so I got another 4 varieties and put them in too
Sugar peas are SLOW. Only 1 out of 4 has raised it's head so far.
Garden pea likewise slow. Again 1 out of 4 is up, it's looking heathy but decidedly sci-fi
Onions (3 types)are a mixed story. I have one that's obviously a mutant, a dozen or so others that might be ok.
Carrots are looking fluffy. Planted 4 of the healthiest out in the ground in my unused flower border yesterday.
Broccoli 4 out of 8 are up and looking good.
French marigold (to protect the carrots apparently) are up, but don't seem to have developed at all in the last 2 weeks.
Lettuce is a quick starter! Sowed 4 of them 6 days ago, 1 is already up and looking good.
No patisson sunbursts yet
And ditto the sweet peppers.