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Good news. You leave that nasty 13th toed potato tosser

Bad news. Youre lost and alone and dont know where to go πŸ˜”
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Good news: Your lost and alone and realize you have peace and quiet for once

Bad News: You realize after about a month all that peace and quiet makes you start talking to volleyballs
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Good news: You have a volleyball friend.

Bad news: He wins all the arguments.
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Good news. You spike that volleyball into the free zone .. and a kindly person offers you a ride

Bad news. That person isnt that kindly 😬
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Good news: The ride is short and you put up with the unkindly person

Bad News: They don't put up with you and they push you out of the car while its still moving
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Good news. You are accustomed to rolling out of vehicles at speed .. so all good.

Bad news. Now you are lost and far from home.
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Good news: You find a GPS in your pocket

Bad news: The GPS tells you to make a left into a lake
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Good news: You realize that's because you're on Howard Avenue.

Bad news: You're on Howard Avenue.
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:LOLS: haha

Good news. You make the necessary adjustments to get you off Howard Avenue and successfully navigate your way to the nearest town

Bad news. Well your at the nearest town but its got a freaky vibe .. and everyone looks like ax murderers 😬 and like theyve all emerged from the same gene pool 😬
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Good News you realize that they are not axe murderers just a militarized force to eradicate the zombie apocalypse

Bad news: You just realized there is a zombie apocalypse!
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Good news. You are prepared for zombie apocalypses .. as its not your first

Bad news. The entire population of townsfolk are zombies.
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Good news: You just realize you are attracted to zombies and found your true love at last

Bad News: They just love you for your brain
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Good news: The zombies aren't shallow.

Bad news: The zombies are about fifty deep.
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Good news. You slay them all, every last one and rid the town of zombies.

Bad news. Again you are a nigel no friends ... or as Av would say ... a Todd :wink: :lol: .........and utterly alone :lol:
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Good news: You are not alone any longer because you are just awarded the Nobel Prize for zombie smashing (a little known Nobel prize :) )

Bad News: You realize that you would rather be alone then be with the pretentious people at the Nobel prize gathering.
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:LOLS:

Good news. One of the least pretentious peeps strikes up relationship with you, a connection with you no less.

Bad news. As the evening close, you say goodbye.
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Good news: A Nobel Prize is worth some serious cash.

Bad news: I don't really have any after that.
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Good news. You run into that wee crush and run off into the sunset together to live happily ever after ❀️

Bad news. You invested all your money and assets into a wager over who would be awarded the NEXT Nobel Peace Prize 😬
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Good news: You win the wager

Bad News: You forget to read the small print which stipulated the winner would be forced to live alone on an stranded island.
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Good news. It was a nice island 🌴 with plenty of food and fresh water

Bad news. You find a washed up basketball πŸ€ and you name it Wilson 😏😎 as one does 😏
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