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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 10:33 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You leave that nasty 13th toed potato tosser
Bad news. Youre lost and alone and dont know where to go
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 12:34 pm
by samrw3
Good news: Your lost and alone and realize you have peace and quiet for once
Bad News: You realize after about a month all that peace and quiet makes you start talking to volleyballs
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:36 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You have a volleyball friend.
Bad news: He wins all the arguments.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 10:55 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You spike that volleyball into the free zone .. and a kindly person offers you a ride
Bad news. That person isnt that kindly
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:46 pm
by samrw3
Good news: The ride is short and you put up with the unkindly person
Bad News: They don't put up with you and they push you out of the car while its still moving
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 2:49 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. You are accustomed to rolling out of vehicles at speed .. so all good.
Bad news. Now you are lost and far from home.
Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 5:32 pm
by samrw3
Good news: You find a GPS in your pocket
Bad news: The GPS tells you to make a left into a lake
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 3:57 am
by Khaliban
Good news: You realize that's because you're on Howard Avenue.
Bad news: You're on Howard Avenue.
Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2018 4:38 am
by Skyweir
haha
Good news. You make the necessary adjustments to get you off Howard Avenue and successfully navigate your way to the nearest town
Bad news. Well your at the nearest town but its got a freaky vibe .. and everyone looks like ax murderers
and like theyve all emerged from the same gene pool
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:32 pm
by samrw3
Good News you realize that they are not axe murderers just a militarized force to eradicate the zombie apocalypse
Bad news: You just realized there is a zombie apocalypse!
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:35 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. You are prepared for zombie apocalypses .. as its not your first
Bad news. The entire population of townsfolk are zombies.
Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:11 pm
by samrw3
Good news: You just realize you are attracted to zombies and found your true love at last
Bad News: They just love you for your brain
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 1:49 am
by Khaliban
Good news: The zombies aren't shallow.
Bad news: The zombies are about fifty deep.
Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2018 4:08 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You slay them all, every last one and rid the town of zombies.
Bad news. Again you are a nigel no friends ... or as Av would say ... a Todd
.........and utterly alone
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 12:42 pm
by samrw3
Good news: You are not alone any longer because you are just awarded the Nobel Prize for zombie smashing (a little known Nobel prize
)
Bad News: You realize that you would rather be alone then be with the pretentious people at the Nobel prize gathering.
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 12:58 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. One of the least pretentious peeps strikes up relationship with you, a connection with you no less.
Bad news. As the evening close, you say goodbye.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:59 am
by Khaliban
Good news: A Nobel Prize is worth some serious cash.
Bad news: I don't really have any after that.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 5:06 am
by Skyweir
Good news. You run into that wee crush and run off into the sunset together to live happily ever after
Bad news. You invested all your money and assets into a wager over who would be awarded the NEXT Nobel Peace Prize
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:54 pm
by samrw3
Good news: You win the wager
Bad News: You forget to read the small print which stipulated the winner would be forced to live alone on an stranded island.
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 1:15 pm
by Skyweir
Good news. It was a nice island
with plenty of food and fresh water
Bad news. You find a washed up basketball
and you name it Wilson
as one does
with plenty of food and fresh water 
and you name it Wilson 
as one does