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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 2:21 am
by Cord Hurn
Insinuate he's a null-wave transmitter for repeated violations of alphabetical sequence, forcing him to retaliate with withering insults scathing enough that they get him banned.
(A little convoluted planning, but it just might work!
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 4:25 am
by Khaliban
Foment rebellion among his coworkers.
Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2017 10:57 am
by aTOMiC
Just ban him already
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 9:53 pm
by dANdeLION
Knee him in the groin.
Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:57 pm
by Sorus
Looks like we may be stuck with him.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 1:56 am
by dANdeLION
Maybe he'll off himself?
We can only hope.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 2:59 am
by Khaliban
No, no, no. Someone else needs to do it, or it's not satisfying.
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:05 am
by deer of the dawn
Overdose? (or made to look like one)
Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2017 3:12 pm
by aTOMiC
Prevent the need for banning by influencing dAN to be nice through pier pressure or if that fails air pressure.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 2:09 am
by Khaliban
Quietly point out that it's "peer pressure", unless you're crushing him against the side of a boat.
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:24 pm
by aTOMiC
Remind him that crushing him against the side of a boat was kind of the point
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:50 pm
by dANdeLION
Shouldn't that be called 'pier pressure'?
Either way, I'm all for it.
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 3:16 am
by Khaliban
That's what he said, but failed to clarify the point in the original post.
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2017 11:38 am
by aTOMiC
United States legal doctrine suggests that banning dAN is not only unconstitutional but downright mean.
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 3:19 am
by Khaliban
Very true, but exceptions are made in the case of terrorists, Canadians and doody heads.
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 11:07 am
by aTOMiC
What kind of monster would ban dAN in the first place?
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:05 am
by Khaliban
Xenophobes. He's obviously a Canadian terrorist.
Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 11:12 am
by aTOMiC
You have to ban yourself, dAN. We want no part of this.
Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2017 4:27 am
by Khaliban
Zeus's beard, man, show some backbone!
Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:40 am
by aTOMiC
Any banning will be met with swift vengeance!