Fortunately,.... Unfortunately

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:01 pm

Fortunately there were other states. Ginger was rolling in her shiny red muscle car down the super slab toward the state line.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Apr 28, 2017 2:58 pm

Unfortunately there was a State Highway Patrol roadblock waiting for her as she had been speeding at velocities exceeding 113 MPH and had out run and unlawfully evaded five different sheriff's deputies making her a wanted fugitive from justice. Justice being Sheriff Buford T. Justice of the Collier County Sheriff's department and noted relentless speed killer.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat Apr 29, 2017 3:35 am

Fortunately, she was actually a detective, and they recognized her.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon May 01, 2017 12:49 pm

Unfortunately they recognized her too late as they had already begun firing on her car by the time she got close enough for her facial features to be viewed through the tinted wind shield of her car.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Mon May 01, 2017 12:56 pm

Fortunately, the retractable wings articulated automatically while NOS jets helped Ginger soar into the air, successfully evading the long rifles of the law.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Tue May 02, 2017 12:35 am

Unfortunately,-- Wait. Why was she driving if she had a jet?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue May 02, 2017 11:08 am

Fortunately she had no problem remembering that her cool, Government Issued, sedan transformed into a flying car and safely landed beyond the reach of John Law.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Tue May 02, 2017 3:37 pm

Unfortunately, she was now out of gas and 100 miles from the nearest nail salon-- and dang, she had broken a nail.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue May 02, 2017 6:57 pm

Fortunately she remembered the phone number of a emergency mobile nail salon service that had a branch nearby.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Wed May 03, 2017 2:33 am

Unfortunately, she couldn't dial with the broken nail.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Wed May 03, 2017 11:17 am

Fortunately her smart phone had a voice command feature that allowed her to dial the number anyway.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Thu May 04, 2017 2:55 am

Unfortunately, the mobile nail salon only took Visa, and Ginger had her Diner's Club instead.

Post by **deer of the dawn** » Thu May 04, 2017 3:35 pm

Fortunately, Ginger spoke Korean, and the nail salon owner was so charmed that she sent the mobile van anyway. They had her lacquered up in no time, and gave her a ride to a filling station, where they also carried Ginger's favorite brand of snack food.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Thu May 04, 2017 4:18 pm

Unfortunately the snack Ginger favored (deep fried peanut butter and banana burritos with jalapeno sauce) caused her considerable digestive distress shortly after the tasty treat was consumed.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Fri May 05, 2017 3:29 am

Fortunately, it only took an hour of screaming in the filling station bathroom to clear up the problem.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri May 05, 2017 11:18 am

Unfortunately, it took an hour of screaming in the filling station bathroom to clear up the problem.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat May 06, 2017 2:02 am

Fortunately, both the problem, and the floor, were eventually cleaned up.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sat May 06, 2017 5:20 pm

Unfortunately there were lingering aftereffects for days.

Website · Post by **Khaliban** » Sat May 06, 2017 9:41 pm

Fortunately, she was used to them and pushed her way through.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Sun May 07, 2017 10:21 pm

Unfortunately being sidelined with atomic diarrhea distracted Ginger from her original purpose.

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