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Posted: **Fri Apr 23, 2004 9:40 am**

edinburghemma wrote:ya wee crabbit man! (as we say in the north) or should that be timorous beastie?!

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 2:15 pm**

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:24 pm**

Hey, I just thought of a potential new dAN alter-ego:

JordAN!

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:26 pm**

I got dibs on that alter-ego.

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 10:27 pm**

dAN's bustin' out all over the place!

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:21 pm**

Haha, nice pun

But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos

Posted: **Mon Apr 26, 2004 11:27 pm**

They remind me of the inflatible pigs from Invader Zim.

I had a difficult time locating a photo that captured the essence of this British C-list celebrity without being too revealing.

Although, just because something is difficult doesn't automatically make it unpleasant...

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:53 am**

What about Robert JordAN? BreakdANce? SaddAN Hussein?

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:06 am**

CovenantJr wrote:Haha, nice pun

But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos

better than a fake mullet!

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 2:00 pm**

CovenantJr wrote:But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos

I know. I don't find her attractive in any way shape or form. She's also a real bitch. I can't stand her.

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:10 pm**

Two words, Nav. Over my dead body.

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 3:13 pm**

That's fours words

Though... I fell compelled to say... LOL!

Posted: **Tue Apr 27, 2004 6:54 pm**

Seven words, Revan. It was intentional.

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:32 am**

Darth 'fell' compelled to say?

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:30 am**

Ahh, we have just witnessed the fall of Darth. Again.

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2004 11:47 am**

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2004 12:53 pm**

Ur-Vile wrote:Darth 'fell' compelled to say?

I meant feel

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2004 2:30 pm**

See, I thought you meant 'felt'. Thanks for clearing it up.

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2004 3:23 pm**

Darth Revan wrote:
CovenantJr wrote:But Jordan is just so horrible! And she has fake breasts the size of baby hippos
I know. I don't find her attractive in any way shape or form. She's also a real bitch. I can't stand her.

Firstly, I think you are trying to be pc, by saying you cannot stand Jordan-after all who likes fake boobs? (yes, well, erm, most people like boobs, fake or not fake), but then you cap it all by saying she's a bitch. Why? It is probably people denigrating her both physically and mentally by saying that sort of thing which lead her to distort her body in such a way in the first place.

Oh and Mr Wickham, you are right, a real mullet is always best!

Posted: **Wed Apr 28, 2004 4:28 pm**

Well, since this isn't going to be dropped, who is this Jordan girl? Does she have a last name? Is she an actor or singer or something? How is she so important that she is being talked about here?

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