Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2003 12:36 pm**

when do the other people come in?

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2003 12:42 pm**

Attendance is an irregularity I think

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2003 1:54 pm**

Vain wrote:Two Vains don't make a Wight (Yeah - weak.....I know )

Your right, one Vain is enough

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2003 2:02 pm**

I'm talking 'bout a Female one. Didn't you read the book? Total and complete perfection.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2003 2:10 pm**

Foamfollower:
"He is Vain. He crowns all the generations of their breeding"

How many thousand years did it take the Ur-Viles to make Vain, a male version of perfection? They didn't have time to make a female version.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2003 2:28 pm**

Yeah. Probably too complex for 'em.

now I gotta think of someone else. Darn it.

Posted: **Fri Jan 03, 2003 4:11 pm**

ok. I guess I pick Loerya.

Making a female form of Vain wouldn't work so, Loerya.

Posted: **Sat Jan 04, 2003 5:17 am**

You all have raised some interesting points about the women of the land, but not once have I heard you mention the single most exciting female of the lot: Hearthcoal!

Of course, I'm speaking from experience here, and I realize the rest of you can only look on in envy.

Remember the old commercial? I'll paraphrase: "She can bring home the bacon! Fry it up in a pan! And never, never let you forget you're a man!" (Or a giant in this case.)

Let's just say the galley gets hot for more than one reason!

Speaking of of the galley - I'd best be heading back (can't let that fire get cold).

- Seasauce

Posted: **Sat Jan 04, 2003 7:35 am**

hail Seasauce!! rofl ..

Let's just say the galley gets hot for more than one reason!

you are absolutely right!!!! .. ofcourse!! Hearthcoal is the hottest female in the Land .. a fact now established by 'one who knows

I'm speaking from experience here, and I realize the rest of you can only look on in envy.

.. way more persuasive than we who speculate

Posted: **Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:07 pm**

OMG! He talks!!!!

Howdy Sea! Keep them apron strings tied tight! Around ur waists, that is...oh damm, nothing I write now seems 2 come out in an innocent fashion...

Posted: **Sat Jan 04, 2003 11:51 pm**

A female version, eh? I guess they scrapped that project when she kept complaining of chronic headaches...

Posted: **Sun Jan 05, 2003 12:27 am**

In my experience, it's always been the men who have the headaches. Darned babies!

Posted: **Sun Jan 12, 2003 4:38 am**

Pipe down, Seasauce ... and go fetch me Lady Alif.

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:00 pm**

These are my chioces
Linden
Lady Alif and Benj
Elena and Lena
Ramen and Haruchai women
Loerya

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:24 pm**

Nah gimme the First. I mean ANY woman who's real name is Gossamer Glowlimb has GOT to be a hottay! I dated this gal in college who was 6 foot 1 and I'm 5-10... lemme tell ya fellas tall women... whoo! Nuff said!

Small women like those Ramen gals... they're something special too... if you can keep up with them... err ... ya that came out right... ok

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:28 pm**

BTW anyone check out the gal in the album I uploaded for Lithe and Lena? Hmmm, if Lena looked like her... oh boy.

Posted: **Mon Oct 06, 2003 11:38 pm**

Did anyone mention the merewives? No idea what they look like (do we?) but I'm sure all us men at the Watch would find them irresistible.

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2003 4:40 pm**

no i hate fish....

lol

Posted: **Tue Oct 07, 2003 5:21 pm**

I hate to disturb this lovely topic, but - where is that "female thread" that obviously came before this? Can someone please go and wake this thread for me?

Posted: **Fri Oct 10, 2003 8:49 pm**

Ylva, go to "A Question To My Fellow Female Fans" thread in the Thomas Covenant Discussions, which is the same as this one, just further up on the list.

Kevin's Watch

WELL, IF THE WOMEN CAN DO IT WHY CAN'T WE??

(Shaking head in disbelief)