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Ectotuber - a ghostly potato that leaves a slimy trail in its wake.

The ectotubers were legion, leading the way for the gaunt and spectral chicken strips.
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floatuber

a dead potato found floating in the river.

"the police were called when the floatuber was spotted by some campers"
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Goobertuber - A hybrid peanut-potato that when thrown in a skillet creates it's own oil to fry in. Tastes a bit nutty, though...

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Hotuber

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Noun: An immense hollowed out potato filled with hot, agitating gravy, into which idle people plunge themselves, sometimes wearing swimsuits and sometimes wearing nothing at all.

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There was quite a stir in the hotuber when Armando leapt in starkers!
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Intuberation: being drunk on potato wine.
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Jatuberzilla

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A large Japanese potato which occasionally has a meltdown and attempts to devour Tokyo.
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And now on the world scene, Jatuberzilla is running amok in Tokyo, appearing to specifically target fast food franchises which sell french fried potatoes.
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Kilotuber: the nuclear potato bomb responsible for the creaton of Jatuberzilla.
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tuberilation - the process of becoming a potato.
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tubeliferation - a potato population explosion.
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Utuber AKA U-2ber

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a potato band known for its melodic songs often metaphoric or parabolic of Irish politics
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I saw Utuber in concert back in the mid 80's.
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Verisimilituber - the quality of being truly and authentically potato-like.

My father-in-law exhibited a verisimilituber physique.
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waftuber

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A potato placed in a waffle iron until it is nicely cooked through and has little square indentations to hold the butter and sour cream.

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It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning, so JoAnn made Rudy and the kids Waftubers for breakfast.
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I know Cho just did one for W and this doesn't have any sort of tuber in it but I couldn't resist...

Wankle - the wrist bone's equivilent to the ankle.

"My, what lovely wankles you have!"
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x-tuber.

1) a dead tuber. "he isn't dead sir, he's pining for the rows. no my good man, this is an x-tuber!"

2) a group of mutant, super powered potatoes. "the X-Tubers is my favorite comic book!"
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yuktuber

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A blackened, squishy, foul-smelling potato infested with those icky little white worms.
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I wanted to vomit when I sank my fingers into the slimy flesh of the yuktuber in the back of the drawer.
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Zentuber

the highest state of tuberhood.
where all is tuber and nothing is tuber, then it is tuber.
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A-tuberal

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A state of being in which one is neither homotuberal or heterotuberal but is without tuberal desires at all....


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Tator Tot has no interest in either potato gender. I think he may be a-tuberal
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Barometuber - A device for measuring the pressure which a potato crop exerts on the field it is planted in.

My barometuber was off the charts, causing me to expect a bumper crop.
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Chartubereuse

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The ghastly green discoloration often seen on potatoes.
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Her face, the exact shade of chartubereuse, made it clear that she was not shamming her illness.
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Debutuber: a young potato being presented to high society,
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