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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 6:07 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Ectotuber - a ghostly potato that leaves a slimy trail in its wake.
The ectotubers were legion, leading the way for the gaunt and spectral chicken strips.
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:19 am
by dennisrwood
floatuber
a dead potato found floating in the river.
"the police were called when the floatuber was spotted by some campers"
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:27 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Goobertuber - A hybrid peanut-potato that when thrown in a skillet creates it's own oil to fry in. Tastes a bit nutty, though...
DW
Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 7:40 pm
by ChoChiyo
Hotuber
Definition
Noun: An immense hollowed out potato filled with hot, agitating gravy, into which idle people plunge themselves, sometimes wearing swimsuits and sometimes wearing nothing at all.
Sentence
There was quite a stir in the hotuber when Armando leapt in starkers!
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:42 am
by dennisrwood
Intuberation: being drunk on potato wine.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 3:38 am
by ChoChiyo
Jatuberzilla
Definition
A large Japanese potato which occasionally has a meltdown and attempts to devour Tokyo.
Sentence
And now on the world scene, Jatuberzilla is running amok in Tokyo, appearing to specifically target fast food franchises which sell french fried potatoes.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 7:24 am
by dennisrwood
Kilotuber: the nuclear potato bomb responsible for the creaton of Jatuberzilla.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 9:32 am
by variol son
tuberilation - the process of becoming a potato.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:51 pm
by Edge
tubeliferation - a potato population explosion.
Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 10:34 pm
by ChoChiyo
Utuber AKA
U-2ber
Definition:
a potato band known for its melodic songs often metaphoric or parabolic of Irish politics
Sentence
I saw Utuber in concert back in the mid 80's.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 1:42 am
by DukkhaWaynhim
Verisimilituber - the quality of being truly and authentically potato-like.
My father-in-law exhibited a verisimilituber physique.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 3:43 am
by ChoChiyo
waftuber
Definition
A potato placed in a waffle iron until it is nicely cooked through and has little square indentations to hold the butter and sour cream.
sentence
It was a cold and lazy Sunday morning, so JoAnn made Rudy and the kids Waftubers for breakfast.
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:03 am
by The Leper Fairy
I know Cho just did one for W and this doesn't have any sort of tuber in it but I couldn't resist...
Wankle - the wrist bone's equivilent to the ankle.
"My, what lovely wankles you have!"
Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 6:20 am
by dennisrwood
x-tuber.
1) a dead tuber. "he isn't dead sir, he's pining for the rows. no my good man, this is an x-tuber!"
2) a group of mutant, super powered potatoes. "the X-Tubers is my favorite comic book!"
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:48 am
by ChoChiyo
yuktuber
definition
A blackened, squishy, foul-smelling potato infested with those icky little white worms.
Sentence:
I wanted to vomit when I sank my fingers into the slimy flesh of the yuktuber in the back of the drawer.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:34 am
by dennisrwood
Zentuber
the highest state of tuberhood.
where all is tuber and nothing is tuber, then it is tuber.
Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:33 pm
by ChoChiyo
A-tuberal
Definition
A state of being in which one is neither homotuberal or heterotuberal but is without tuberal desires at all....
Sentence
Tator Tot has no interest in either potato gender. I think he may be a-tuberal
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:52 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Barometuber - A device for measuring the pressure which a potato crop exerts on the field it is planted in.
My barometuber was off the charts, causing me to expect a bumper crop.
Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:44 pm
by ChoChiyo
Chartubereuse
Definition
The ghastly green discoloration often seen on potatoes.
Sentence:
Her face, the exact shade of chartubereuse, made it clear that she was not shamming her illness.
Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:27 am
by dennisrwood
Debutuber: a young potato being presented to high society,