What would YOU do after drinking Earthblood

Post by **rusmeister** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 6:16 pm

How about Commanding SRD to appear and explain where the heck he's going with all this?

Post by **Ur Dead** » Sun Sep 02, 2007 3:24 am

Is a good question when it was asked.

Somebody said for the ur-viles to turn against Foul.. Which they did.

What would I do?

Gently command that if the Earthpower can be used and help the Land. That it heal itself to where it was before Kevin Ritual and for the Land to avoid Despair.

Post by **Rocksister** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:16 pm

Hmmmm, trick question. Consequences can't be pre-determined. Something with the Elohim, I think. Their arrogance is maddening.

Post by **Brinn** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:50 am

I'm not sure but I suspect it would have something to do with Scarlett Johanson. Land be damned!

Post by **dlbpharmd** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:51 am

Post by **SleeplessOne** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:32 am

What would YOU do after drinking Earthblood

follow it up with a curry.

Post by **Brinn** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:30 pm

LOL! That was very funny!

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:47 pm

I would think Earthblood would go best with a slice of liver and a side of farvre beans.

Post by **wayfriend** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:53 pm

What would YOU do after drinking Earthblood

Slap myself on the side of the head and say "I could have had a V-8!"

Post by **High Lord Tolkien** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:13 pm

What would YOU do after drinking Earthblood

If I didn't have any white gold and I knew that Foul could not be stopped by Earthblood/Earthpower......I'd wake the Worm.
Why?
Because Findail said that Foul would also be destroyed if this happened.
Yeah, everything else would be too but just like Kevin, if I saw no hope, I'd go out with a BANG!!

(and as I spoke the world ending Word of Command I'd raise my two middle fingers symbolically at the Arch of Time just out of spite!!)

Post by **emotional leper** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:36 pm

I would drink the Earthblood and then command that I become TC. Or at the very least get Hansen's.

...

And Linden.

WE WANTSS THE LINDEN, PRECIOUSSSS...

Post by **A Gunslinger** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:33 pm

Ask for the check, leave a decent tip, then go chew some bubble gum...or kick ass.

Post by **drew** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 10:13 pm

-What about asking for a vision, and vision ONLY of what had to be done to save the Land.

Post by **Charles Timewaster** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:14 pm

I've just been reading "First Among Sequels", the new Jasper Fforde book, and that gave me the solution.

The key is realizing that the EarthBlood is a literary device. So any Command that would destroy or neutralize the forces of evil is destined to fail...if it succeeded, then we'd run out of story halfway through the book.

But what we can do is Command Lord Foul to turn into Mr. Darcy from "Pride and Prejudice", and turn the Ravers and Croyels and Skurjes into various other characters from the same book. That's a win-win situation; the people of the Land get a respite from the endless cycles of war and destruction, and the readers can be entertained by the romantic triangle between Linden, Covenant, and Mr. Darcy for the last two volumes of the series.

Post by **Cameraman Jenn** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 11:26 pm

:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

Post by **emotional leper** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 12:34 am

Charles Timewaster wrote:I've just been reading "First Among Sequels", the new Jasper Fforde book, and that gave me the solution.

The key is realizing that the EarthBlood is a literary device. So any Command that would destroy or neutralize the forces of evil is destined to fail...if it succeeded, then we'd run out of story halfway through the book.

But what we can do is Command Lord Foul to turn into Mr. Darcy from "Pride and Prejudice", and turn the Ravers and Croyels and Skurjes into various other characters from the same book. That's a win-win situation; the people of the Land get a respite from the endless cycles of war and destruction, and the readers can be entertained by the romantic triangle between Linden, Covenant, and Mr. Darcy for the last two volumes of the series.

... Shit, man. That's... That's evil! Like, I'm evil and stuff, but man, you're just... Hail Satan!

Post by **Caesar** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:44 pm

Brinn wrote:I'm not sure but I suspect it would have something to do with Scarlett Johanson. Land be damned!

Sweet! But I might choose Jessica Alba or Eva Mendez!

Post by **wayfriend** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:09 pm

Charles Timewaster wrote:The key is realizing that the EarthBlood is a literary device. So any Command that would destroy or neutralize the forces of evil is destined to fail...if it succeeded, then we'd run out of story halfway through the book.

But what we can do is Command Lord Foul to turn into Mr. Darcy from "Pride and Prejudice"

Brilliant! Because, as anyone who ever read "Pride and Prejudice" knows, it goes on ... and on ... and on ....

Post by **aliantha** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:24 pm

Charles Timewaster wrote:I've just been reading "First Among Sequels", the new Jasper Fforde book, and that gave me the solution.

The key is realizing that the EarthBlood is a literary device. So any Command that would destroy or neutralize the forces of evil is destined to fail...if it succeeded, then we'd run out of story halfway through the book.

But what we can do is Command Lord Foul to turn into Mr. Darcy from "Pride and Prejudice", and turn the Ravers and Croyels and Skurjes into various other characters from the same book. That's a win-win situation; the people of the Land get a respite from the endless cycles of war and destruction, and the readers can be entertained by the romantic triangle between Linden, Covenant, and Mr. Darcy for the last two volumes of the series.

I love Jasper Fforde.

Post by **earthbrah** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:23 pm

Emotional Leper wrote:

... Shit, man. That's... That's evil! Like, I'm evil and stuff, but man, you're just... Hail Satan!

Without a doubt, I'd Command the Earth to provide me with the sweetest hair of blue.

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