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Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 2:41 am
by Creator
ChoChiyo wrote:Hey, baby, YOU are the lucky winner of the Win-a-Night-in-Paradise! Come with me to collect your prize.
Oh, and you and you and you are the runners up. Special prizes will be awarded to you in 1 hour and you in 2 1/2 hours and you early tomorrow morning.
WOW ...
have you seen that one work!!
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 3:15 am
by ChoChiyo
A lady doesn't award prizes and tell.....
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2005 4:38 am
by Kymbierlee
Him: Did it hurt?
Her: What?
Him: When you fell from Heaven?
I actually had a 13 year old use this on me recently. Sadly, it was the last time someone tried to pick me up....
That's it- 300 posts, now I can say goodnight!
Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2005 9:14 am
by MrKABC
Hey Kymbierlee: (trying to pick you up)
If I follow you home, will you keep me?
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 8:57 pm
by Cheval
I'm a cop... can you help me with some "under-covers" work?
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:09 am
by dennisrwood
hey baby, I've got dozens of wgd's!
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:11 am
by lucimay
that's a very emotional t-shirt you're wearing
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:16 am
by dennisrwood
it's a magic hammer, rub it and it grows
thanks to Neil Gaiman
Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:35 pm
by aTOMiC
Forgive me for staring, you look just like my next ex girlfriend. The resemblance is uncanny.
Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:45 am
by rdhopeca
Wanna sii my wii?
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:55 pm
by Raphaelus the Younger
"Wow, can I touch your beard?"
"Sure baby, theres more hair where that came from!"
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:12 pm
by rdhopeca
Have you ever kissed a studmuffin with 994 posts on the Watch?
Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:38 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
"You. Me. Together, for the 10 best horizontal minutes of your life."
dw
Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:18 pm
by sgt.null
it will all be over is seconds...
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:48 pm
by Cheval
"Can I call you sugar 'cause you sure look sweet!"
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2011 3:32 pm
by TheFallen
"You'd better get your coat... you've got lucky."
"Are you wearing reflective panties, because I can sure see myself in them."
Or there is the entirely pragmatic but sadly sociopathic approach...
"Excuse me, but do you think this handkerchief smells of chloroform?"
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:21 am
by sgt.null
do you like balloon animals?
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 5:33 am
by Cameraman Jenn
This one worked for me recently:
"Wanna go make out on the front porch?"
the response to my question:
"OK"
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 7:34 am
by sgt.null
to the above poster...
"i see you locked yourself out, want to warm up on my couch?"
Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2011 10:32 pm
by Lefdmae Deemalr Effaeldm
Being cheesy is quite a subjective thing.
Does this qualify in your opinion:
Hey there! I'm holding an axe behind my back, are you so sure you don't wanna agree to my invitation?