You know you're a Donaldson fan when...

Post by **aTOMiC** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:48 pm

You are unable to order fast food without using the words inchoate or crepuscular.

Post by **Nathan** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 12:56 pm

...You often find yourself chagrined

Post by **UrLord** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 8:36 pm

...you find yourself shouting "Hellfire and bloody damnation!" and meaning it.

...you read through this thread and discover that an unhealthy number of these posts actually applies to you.

Post by **CovenantJr** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 9:50 pm

Loremaster wrote:When you deliberately fall in front of police cars in the hope of being transported to the Land.

...you shudder every time you hear someone say "Beloved"

Post by **Cheval** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:23 pm

You blame the Arghuleh for the cold winter weather.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Tue Nov 23, 2004 11:51 pm

After 4 days of wet, dreary weather, you find yourself hoping to see a brown corona around the sun in the morning. A desert sun would be nice right now!

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:03 pm

You keep asking your girlfriend to fondle your Staff of Law.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:21 pm

dANdeLION wrote:You keep asking your girlfriend to fondle your Staff of Law.

ROFL
Dandelion, how long do you manage to hang on to your girlfriends?

Duck

Post by **Edge** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 8:26 pm

onewyteduck wrote:
dANdeLION wrote:You keep asking your girlfriend to fondle your Staff of Law.

ROFL
Dandelion, how long do you manage to hang on to your girlfriends?

Duck

By reverse psychology. He tells them, "Don't touch me!"

Post by **CovenantJr** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:13 pm

...you ask friends "Do my eyes look carious in this?"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 9:33 pm

onewyteduck wrote:Dandelion, how long do you manage to hang on to your girlfriends?

Duck

That is classified information.

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 4:00 pm

A bit of Pitchbrew involved?

(Damn, the local tavern does not stock any!!!
And could you believe the bar-keeper hasn't
even HEARD of Springwine!!!???

Geez, what's this world coming to?)

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 6:30 pm

...your travel plans include a penknife and getting bumped on the head.

Post by **matrixman** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:41 pm

you're hoping that your bedroom mirror can translate the man/woman of your dreams into your life.

Post by **Alynna Lis Eachann** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 7:50 pm

... you worry about getting Gap-sick every time you have to brake sharply while driving.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Nov 26, 2004 8:45 pm

You treat your divorce like a Rite of Unfettering.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:11 am

dANdeLION wrote:You treat your divorce like a Rite of Unfettering.

You mean it wasn't?!?!?

Post by **Metal-Demon** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 1:33 am

When citing the list of Primary Colours ... you insist on including "ochre" ...

OR

When you buy every copy of "Lord Foul's Bane" you find in used books stores so you can give them to people who haven't read the Chronicles ...

OR

Whenever you see a tall structure, you think - "Meh, Kevin's Watch is much higher." ...

OR

Everytime you seen an emerald you think of the Illearth Stone ...

Post by **variol son** » Sat Nov 27, 2004 4:26 am

Your thoughts regularly include words like coruscate and incarnadine, but nt your conversations, because the un-innitiated would never get it.

Post by **Iryssa** » Sun Nov 28, 2004 8:48 am

When someone calls you by your full name, you insist they just call you "Brew"