Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 7:14 am
<speaking of food...>
why is it that we have two hands and one mouth?
why is it that we have two hands and one mouth?
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Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2005 11:55 am
Why is there 24 bottles in a case of beer and 24 hours in a day....man thos beer people are genuises
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:45 am
why is it that just when you know all the correct answers somebody comes along with all the wrong questions?
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:26 am
Why is it that hot dogs come in a package of 10,
but hot dog buns come packaged in 8?
but hot dog buns come packaged in 8?
Posted: Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:27 am
Good one!
Why is it when you walk in circles your lost?
Why is it when you walk in circles your lost?
Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:18 pm
Why is it that there is a trailer park for every tornado in Midwest US?
Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:25 am
Why is that I can't fall asleep at night and hardy open my eyes in the morning?
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:15 am
Why is it that you can buy a small child a toy they want,
but they like to play with the box it came in?
but they like to play with the box it came in?
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 1:24 am
Why is it that every time you're in a hurry you end up behind a little blue haired lady who can't drive over 30 miles per hour? And when you finally do pass her you end up behind a semi, the city bus or a cop car?
Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2005 9:35 pm
Why is it that someone always has to go out and place OLD SHOES by the side of the freeway?
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 6:06 am
It's either the side of the freeway or hanging from a street light.
Why is it that when you put a dozen pair of sox on a dryer,
you get back an odd-numbered amount?
Why is it that when you put a dozen pair of sox on a dryer,
you get back an odd-numbered amount?
Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 8:11 am
Why is it...
Traffic is moving SOOOO slowly every time you REALLY have to go to the bathroom BAD??????
Traffic is moving SOOOO slowly every time you REALLY have to go to the bathroom BAD??????
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 12:53 am
Why is it that there are locks on the front doors of a store that never closes?
Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2005 7:09 pm
Why is it that at least ten generations of Nottinghamians have considered it the height of wit to put a used condom on the top of the bow on the Robin Hood statue outside the castle?
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 4:07 am
Why is it that if a guy has a condom, he's a stud (a good thing),
but if a gal has a condom, she's a slut (a bad thing)?
but if a gal has a condom, she's a slut (a bad thing)?
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:58 pm
Personally, I consider both of those sensible.
Why is it that the day after I wash my car, I get stuck in heavy rain behind a truck that flings muddy spray straight at my nice, shiny vehicle.
Why is it that the day after I wash my car, I get stuck in heavy rain behind a truck that flings muddy spray straight at my nice, shiny vehicle.
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:54 pm
Why does a man lose all sense of chivalry as soon as he moves into your house?
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:02 pm
Why can't a women be more like a man *in a proper Rex Harrison accent* [and of course only in some things 
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]Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:28 pm
Why is it that when the speed limit sign says 55 m.p.h. the car in front of me insists on doing 35 m.p.h.?
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2005 9:07 pm
Why is it that most people interpret traffic lights to mean that green means go, yellow means go faster, and red means only the next 2-3 people can stutter thru sheepishly?