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Gentlemen make me break out in hives.

You're just too polite.
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"If Ignorance is Bliss, Ann Coulter must be the happiest woman in the universe!"

Take that, you Varlet! :P
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had to finish my community service...
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I need to get my rest, tomorrow being Arbor Day and all.
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Just can't compete with your blow-up doll
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Killing small animals does not turn me on. Go find another socio-path like yourself to date.
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Take that, you Varlet! :P
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Post by Cheval »

Loosers (like yourself) just ain't on my list of people to see.
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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It's 4:19...
gotta minute?
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Men, I only date men. Frankly you cannot qualify when you chose to wear those high-heals!
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Nine O'clock!!! That's alittle late for a date, I only stay up until ten!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Only date millionairesses ... do you have money????
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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Please. Instead of wasting your money on me, go visit a dentist.
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Quit asking me out on a date..we're already married, therfore I don't need to take you out anymore!
I thought you were a ripe grape
a cabernet sauvignon
a bottle in the cellar
the kind you keep for a really long time
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Right, Mr., you ain't!
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Sorrry, honey, I'd rather stay home and bathe my cats.
Love as thou wilt.

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tonight i wash the grunge from betwixt my toes
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Ugly...that's the way you treat me...ugly...would rather be alone any night of the week!
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Vegetables have more personality than you.
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Water-flavoured cordial stocks are low.
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Xenophobic and you remind me of a cockroach
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youthful fires of passion have burned out.
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Zorro duties call!!! *Marks almost date's clothes with the sign of the "Z"*
He/She who dies with the most toys wins! Wait a minute ... I can't die!!!
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