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Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:28 am
by Spring
if you came to my house drunk at 2 in the am, I would ask, wtf are you doing in Australia?
If I was a mod and deleted your topic, you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:32 am
by lucimay
start a new topic and steal your avatar.
if i were a cop and ordered you to FREEZE you would....
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:37 am
by sgt.null
stand very still.
if i were a carpeneter and you were a lady?
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:53 am
by lucimay
i might consider cohabitation but i would DEFINITELY not be havin any babies!! heh.
i wes crave asked you to co-write his next film you would...
Posted: Thu Dec 22, 2005 6:55 am
by Sunbaneglasses
If Wes Craven asked me to cowrite his next film it would be silly,not scary.
If I peed all over your toilet seat,was the only possible suspect,but refused to admit guilt............
Posted: Fri Dec 23, 2005 5:00 am
by sgt.null
i would ban your bathroom needs to the backyard.
if i wear a kind man...
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 5:27 am
by Sunbaneglasses
If you were a kind man you would go in the other room to do that.
If I were to pass gas really loudly in front of you.................
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:01 am
by sgt.null
If I were to pass gas really loudly in front of you... i would light a wooden match and kick you to the porch.
if i showed you the Helpful Book of Many Things you would...
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 2:37 pm
by drew
if i showed you the Helpful Book of Many Things you would be able to be helpful at many things.
If I bought an extra concert ticket with your name it....
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 6:17 pm
by sgt.null
if you bought an extra concert ticket with my name on it i still wouldn't put out.
if you discovered my secret identity
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:11 pm
by Khat
if I discovered your secret identity, I would keep it secret but tease you about it all the time when noone was looking.
If I teased you about your secret you would
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 10:46 pm
by sgt.null
If I teased you about your secret you would try to act like i had no idea what you were talking about in front of other folks.
if i scolded you mildly, you would...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:44 am
by Sunbaneglasses
If you scolded me mildly I would tell you to piss off mildly.
If I showed up on your doorstep and said"I'm Sunbaneglasses,my real name is Paul,got anything to eat?"
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:49 am
by Khat
If you showed up on my doorstep and said "I'm Sunbaneglasses, my real name is Paul, got anything to eat?"
I would point to the kitchen and say help yourself, just clean up afterwards.
If you showed up asking for food, and I made you cook it, you would make...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:19 am
by Prom_STar
ramen.
If I suddenly transformed into banana fruitcake and started speaking Japanese, you would...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:26 am
by Sunbaneglasses
[quote="Prom_STar"]ramen.
If you suddenly transformed into banana fruitcake and started speaking Japanese,I would put you into a tin and give you as a novelty gift next Christmas.
If I tried to convince you to marry me
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 4:30 am
by Prom_STar
I would unveil my true indentity (Chuck Norris) and roundhouse kick you to the Great Desert.
If i turned into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicked Sunbaneglasses to the Great Desert, you would...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:11 am
by sgt.null
If i turned into Chuck Norris and roundhouse kicked Sunbaneglasses to the Great Desert, you would... pray for the spirit of Mr. Miyagi to posses me and duel you.
if I ran out on the check while at lunch with you, you would...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 6:13 am
by Prom_STar
"if I ran out on the check while at lunch with you, you would..."
Run faster.
If I were struck by lightning and lived to tell the tale, you would...
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 9:49 am
by Spring
...ask you why you like Chuck Norris so much.
If I was not Spring, but Summer, you would...