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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:03 am
by sgt.null
1) when skipping high school one day i was grabbed by secret service and put in front of a line to meet senator john glenn - then running for president.
2) an ex roomate of mine was later convicted of murder.
3) as a child i took accordian lessons. at the urging of my grandfather's friend.
Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 11:02 pm
by drew
A secret service agent wouldn't grab you to meet a presidential candidate; they would grab you to take you away.
Number 1 is the lie
Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:14 am
by sgt.null
wrong - actually happened. i was in high school. got to talk briefly with the senator and then was interviewed by the detroit free press about it.
not once did anyone ask why i wasn't in school.
the reason i was grabbed by the service? i was standing in the wrong place - was told were the line was.
in new hampshire we went through that every fourth year. i got to meet eleanor mondale and chip carter as well.
and once made a delicious fruit and chees platter for jesse jackson at the hotel i worked at.
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 1:13 am
by Cheval
1) Made a teacher cry in class
2) Made a teacher laugh so hard she peed her pants
3) Married a teacher
Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2012 6:17 am
by sgt.null
3 is the lie?
btw - mine is still unanswered.
Posted: Wed Apr 03, 2013 10:39 pm
by Cheval
My guess for Null's post: #3
because it just sounds too awful to be true.
The answer to my post: Null is correct.
I DID make a teacher cry, by accident (Elementary school),
and I DID make a teacher wet their pants by joking around in class! (High school)
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 6:31 am
by sgt.null
3 is indeed the lie.
so is someone going next?
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:12 am
by shadowbinding shoe
OK, here goes:
1) Reading Ender's Game, I got so engrosses I stayed up through the night to finish the book.
2) Reading The Runes Of The Earth, I got so engrosses I stayed up through the night to finish the book.
3) Reading The Hound Of The Baskervilles, I got so engrosses I stayed up through the night to finish the book.
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:46 am
by sgt.null
1 is the lie?
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 12:08 pm
by shadowbinding shoe
Nope.
(Oops. I did it two lies and a truth so I guess it's somebody's else's turn now.)
Posted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 1:27 pm
by sgt.null
well I guessed the truth one then.
Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 2:20 am
by Cheval
Your turn, Sarge
Posted: Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:16 pm
by deer of the dawn
Let me guess Sarge's in the meantime.
1) null feeds turtles carrots, then traps and eats them.
2) null barbecues nutrena and tells the prisoners it's chicken.
3) null isn't strictly employed at the prison.
Posted: Sat Apr 13, 2013 11:28 pm
by sgt.null
nice work deer. let's see who gets it correct.
1) I once bartended (underage at that) at a Chippendale's show.
2) in 13 years at the prison I have never had a documented use of force on an inmate.
3) I can play the harmonica reasonably well.
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 3:19 pm
by deer of the dawn
Tough ones, Sarge. I'll go with #1 as the lie??
Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:28 pm
by sgt.null
wrong. I was working at the New Hampshire Highway Hotel in Concord, New Hampshire at the time. the Chips came to strip, the women went nuts. I ended bartending some even though I was underage. made some good money that night.
Posted: Sun Apr 21, 2013 6:19 pm
by deer of the dawn
Then, I'll have to go with #3, since you don't come off as the violent type.
Posted: Mon Apr 22, 2013 4:50 am
by sgt.null
3 is a lie. I am horrible at all musical instruments.
Posted: Tue Apr 23, 2013 4:20 pm
by deer of the dawn
1. In my high school class there were both a future Miss USA, and a future NFL quarterback.
2. I was once kissed by an elephant.
3. I got to meet and party with Jerry Garcia, back in the day.
Posted: Mon Apr 29, 2013 4:20 am
by Cheval
I don't think that you were old enough "back in the day" .
I choose #3