Kevin's Watch

Then my assurances are solidly founded.

I just wanted to say that I fully support Jay's decision, and I hope Insanity Falls leads us into a brighter, unified future. I also don't like to see SRD's book sales dwindle so, and all this rampant manhandling of the author's latest book is appalling. I believe that any thread or post that expresses disinterest with Runes should be deleted, and any sentences that deride Runes should be edited. I think, as loyal servants of the Land, we can all agree.

Okay, now you're just being silly. IF and I will prune the posts according to the guidlines put forth by SRD and Putnam . Trust me, this is not an arbitraty process, and won't be made with any prejudice or malice. Speaking of prejudice, I think it's important to NOT pre-judge these changes before they even happen. We're not children here; everybody has to go through changes, and while they're often uncomfortable at first, they are also neccessary in order to acheive the goal.

The goal being?

A more perfect union with SRD's site.

dANdeLION wrote:Okay, now you're just being silly. IF and I will prune the posts according to the guidlines put forth by SRD and Putnam . Trust me, this is not an arbitraty process, and won't be made with any prejudice or malice. Speaking of prejudice, I think it's important to NOT pre-judge these changes before they even happen. We're not children here; everybody has to go through changes, and while they're often uncomfortable at first, they are also neccessary in order to acheive the goal.

I'm worried that you're not pursuing the deletion of anti-Runes posts/threads as actively as I might wish, but, hey, you guys are in charge, not I.

Darth Revan wrote:

kevinswatch wrote:So, it was strongly suggested that we should make Insanity Falls an administrator. Apparently Insanity Falls has shown that he cares about the integrity and security of SRD's work and would protect it.

Oh! And what? We don't? For crying out loud, we all do! In that case, can I be an admin Jay? Perhaps the several hundred others who love SRD's works can be made admins as well? Danlo, Turiya, Furls, Avatar, dAN, TOM, Matrixman, Creator the list could go on.

Let me address this point. First, SRD and his webmaster and several officials at Putnam put together a list of liikely candidates to implement the changes they desire. Of this list, Insanity stands out as the one person who had the perserverance to not only stand up for what he believed in spoilers-wise, but also showed the initiative to take it to the man himself, namely SRD. And, well, SRD has big plans for this site. Do you think it's large now? Well, this is a mom & pop operation compared to what he has in mind. SRD is thinking on a much larger scale than a lot of us, who find the status quo so comfortable, are.

Now, you say Insanity isn't the only guy that could have pulled this off. Well, he may very well be the only person here who is open-minded enough to even accept the concept of change. Look at all the posts against this: if you were SRD, who here would you pick to usher in a new era? Somebody who has vehemently rejected any talk of it, or somebody who has already shown he has the vision to make this what you (as SRD) sees it?

As for me being second in command; well, I think IF can tell you what he saw in me better than I can. All I know is he told me he saw me as a guy who can be funny at times, eloquent at times, accepts responsibility, is capable of change, and generally respects and gets along with everybody on the Watch. I just try to get along, you know? But, I'm not afraid of the greater responsibilities I'll have, and I don't fear change, and I don't judge something until I know as much as possible about it.

Jay has done an admiral job; nobody will deny that. But now it's time to move forward.

well, SRD has big plans for this site

Hahaha... that is so unlikely....

Why will people get so offended if it turns out it is an april fools joke? Like Furls, I think Jay's prank is hilarious.

ditto. Absolutely hilarious. Actually helped me cheer up a bit.

Loremaster wrote:Why will people get so offended if it turns out it is an april fools joke? Like Furls, I think Jay's prank is hilarious.

This is a very clever AF joke, and it's certainly turned the Watch upside down, hasn't it?

Edit

'SRD has big plans for the webpage'
That's ridiculous. I've read every page of the GI, and that doesn't mesh with anything that I'd imagine SRD saying.
He would stay out of it because he is a writer, not an internet guru

dlbpharmd wrote:

Loremaster wrote:Why will people get so offended if it turns out it is an april fools joke? Like Furls, I think Jay's prank is hilarious.

This is a very clever AF joke, and it's certainly turned the Watch upside down, hasn't it?

It is very clever.

If SRD was so worried about his integrety, and people taking him seriously, I'm sure he wouldn't have a link to the Fantasy Bedtime Hour on his site!

Now, I'm not much on April Fool's jokes, but where I come from, it's traditional to give up if the victim isn't fooled. It's not as if you can jump out and shout 'April fool!' now, when virtually everyone who has commented on this thread knows it's a joke.

I'm afraid I, at least, haven't got any amusement out of this drollery. It gives me the sort of feeling I get when I see a standup comedian bombing out hopelessly — makes me want to cringe with vicarious embarrassment — except that I just can't work up any sympathy with the perpetrators.

Let it go, guys, please.

I think it is time for another Winston Churchill speech:

During the last fortnight the British Navy, in addition to blockading what is left of the German Fleet and chasing the Italian Fleet, has had imposed upon it the sad duty of putting effectually out of action for the duration of the war the capital ships of the French Navy. These, under the Armistice terms, signed in the railway coach at Compiegne, would have been placed within the power of Revan Germany. The transference of these ships to Hitler would have endangered the security of both Great Britain and the United States. We therefore had no choice but to act as we did, and to act forthwith. Our painful task is now complete. Although the unfinished battleship, the Jean Bart, still rests in a Moroccan harbor and there are a number of French warships at Toulon and in various French ports all over the world, these are not in a condition or of a character to derange our preponderance of naval power. As long, therefore, as they make no attempt to return to ports controlled by Revany or Italy, we shall not molest them in any way. That melancholy phase in our relations with France has, so far as we are concerned, come to an end.

Let us think rather of the future. Today is the fourteenth of July, the national festival of France. A year ago in Paris I watched the stately parade down the Champs Elysees of the French Army and the French empire. Who can foresee what the course of other years will bring? Faith is given to us to help and comfort us when we stand in awe before the unfurling scroll of human destiny. And I proclaim my faith that some of us will live to see a fourteenth of July when a liberated France will once again rejoice in her greatness and in her glory, and once again stand forward as the champion of the freedom and the rights of man. When the day dawns, as dawn it will, the soul of France will turn with comprehension and with kindness to those Frenchmen and Frenchwomen, wherever they may be, who in the darkest hour did not despair of the Republic.

In the meantime, we shall not waste our breath nor cumber our thought with reproaches. When you have a friend and comrade at whose side you have faced tremendous struggles, and your friend is smitten down by a stunning blow, it may be necessary to make sure that the weapon that has fallen from his hands shall not be added to the resources of your common enemy. But you need not bear malice because of your friend's cries of delirium and gestures of agony. You must not add to his pain; you must work for his recovery. The association of interest between Britain and France remains. The cause remains. Duty inescapable remains. So long as our pathway to victory is not impeded, we are ready to discharge such offices of good will toward the French Government as may be possible, and to foster the trade and help the administration of those parts of the great French Empire which are now cut off from captive France, but which maintain their freedom. Subject to the iron demands of the war which we are now waging against Hitler and all his works, we shall try so to conduct ourselves that every true French heart will beat and glow at the way we carry on the struggle; and that not only France, but all the oppressed countries in Europe may feel that each British victory is a step towards the liberation of the Continent from the foulest thralldom into which it has ever been cast.

All goes to show that the war will be long and hard. No one can tell where it will spread. One thing is certain: the peoples of Europe will not be ruled for long by the Revan Gestapo, nor will the world yield itself to Darth's gospel of hatred, appetite and domination.

And now it has come to us to stand alone in the breach, and face the worst that the tyrant's might and enmity can do. Bearing ourselves humbly before God, but conscious that we serve an unfolding purpose, we are ready to defend our native land against the invasion by which it is threatened. We are fighting by ourselves alone; but we are not fighting for ourselves alone. Here in this strong City of Refuge which enshrines the title-deeds of human progress and is of deep consequence to Christian civilization; here, girt about by the seas and oceans where the Navy reigns; shielded from above by the prowess and devotion of our airmen-we await undismayed the impending assault. Perhaps it will come tonight. Perhaps it will come next week. Perhaps it will never come. We must show ourselves equally capable of meeting a sudden violent shock or-what is perhaps a harder test-a prolonged vigil. But be the ordeal sharp or long, or both, we shall seek no terms, we shall tolerate no parley; we may show mercy-we shall ask for none.

I can easily understand how sympathetic onlookers across the Atlantic, or anxious friends in the yet-unravished countries of Europe, who cannot measure our resources or our resolve, may have feared for our survival when they saw so many States and kingdoms torn to pieces in a few weeks or even days by the monstrous force of the Nazi war machine. But Darth Revan has not yet been withstood by a great nation with a will power the equal of his own. Many of these countries have been poisoned by intrigue before they were struck down by violence. They have been rotted from within before they were smitten from without. How else can you explain what has happened to France?-to the French Army, to the French people, to the leaders of the French people?

But here, in our Island, we are in good health and in good heart. We have seen how Hitler prepared in scientific detail the plans for destroying the neighbor countries

of Germany. He had his plans for Poland and his plans for Norway. He had his plans for Denmark. He had his plans all worked out for the doom of the peaceful, trustful Dutch; and, of course, for the Belgians. We have seen how the French were undermined and overthrown. We may therefore be sure that there is a plan-perhaps built up over years-for destroying Great Britain, which after all has the honor to be his main and foremost enemy. All I can say is that any plan for invading Britain which Hitler made two months ago must have had to be entirely recast in order to meet our new position. Two months ago-nay, one month ago-our first and main effort was to keep our best Army in France. All our regular troops, all our output of munitions, and a very large part of our Air Force, had to be sent to France and maintained in action there. But now we have it all at home. Never before in the last war-or in this-have we had in this Island an Army comparable in quality, equipment or numbers to that which stands here on guard tonight. We have a million and a half men in the British Army under arms tonight, and every week of June and July has seen their organization, their defenses and their striking power advance by leaps and bounds. No praise is too high for the officers and men-aye, and civilians-who have made this immense transformation in so short a time. Behind these soldiers of the regular Army, as a means of destruction for parachutists, air-borne invaders, and any traitors that may be found in our midst (but I do not believe there are many-woe betide them, they will get short shrift)-behind the regular Army we have more than a million of the Local Defense Volunteers, or, as they are much better called, the "Home Guard." These officers and men, a large proportion of whom have been through the last war, have the strongest desire to attack and come to close quarters with the enemy wherever he may appear. Should the invader come to Britain, there will be no placid lying down of the people in submission before him, as we have seen, alas, in other countries. We shall defend every village, every town, and every city. The vast mass of London itself, fought street by street, could easily devour an entire hostile army; and we would rather see London laid in ruins and ashes than that it should be tamely and abjectly enslaved. I am bound to state these facts, because it is necessary to inform our people of our intentions, and thus to reassure them.

This has been a great week for the Royal Air Force, and for the Fighter Command. They have shot down more than five to one of the German aircraft which have tried to molest our convoys in the Channel, or have ventured to cross the British coast line. These are, of course, only the preliminary encounters to the great air battles which lie ahead. But I know of no reason why we should be discontented with the results so far achieved; although, of course, we hope to improve upon them as the fighting becomes more widespread and comes more inland. Around all lies the power of the Royal Navy. With over a thousand armed ships under the White Ensign, patrolling the seas, the Navy, which is capable of transferring its force very readily to the protection of any part of the British Empire which may be threatened, is capable also of keeping open communication with the New World, from whom, as the struggle deepens, increasing aid will come. Is it not remarkable that after ten months of unlimited U-boat and air attack upon our commerce, our food reserves are higher than they have ever been, and we have a substantially larger tonnage under our own flag, apart from great numbers of foreign ships in our control, than we had at the beginning of the war? Why do I dwell on all this? Not, surely, to induce any slackening of effort or vigilance. On the contrary. These must be redoubled, and we must prepare not only for the summer, but for the winter; not only for 1941, but for 1942; when the war will, I trust, take a different form from the defensive, in which it has hitherto been bound. I dwell on these elements in our strength, on these resources which we have mobilized and control-I dwell on them because it is right to show that the good cause can command the means of survival; and that while we toil through the dark valley we can see the sunlight on the uplands beyond.

I stand at the head of a Government representing all Parties in the State-all creeds, all classes, every recognizable section of opinion. We are ranged beneath the Crown of our ancient monarchy. We are supported by a free Parliament and a free Press; but there is one bond which unites us all and sustains us in the public regard-namely (as is increasingly becoming known), that we are prepared to proceed to all extremities, to endure them and to enforce them; that is our bond of union in His Majesty's Government tonight. Thus only, in times like these, can nations preserve their freedom; and thus only can they uphold the cause entrusted to their care.

But all depends now upon the whole life-strength of the British race in every part of the world and of all our associated peoples and of all our well-wishers in every land, doing their utmost night and day, giving all, daring all, enduring all-to the utmost-to the end. This is no war of chieftains or of princes, of dynasties or national ambition; it is a war of peoples and of causes. There are vast numbers, not only in this Island but in every land, who will render faithful service in this war, but whose names will never be known, whose deeds will never be recorded. This is a War of the Unknown Warriors; but let all strive without failing in faith or in duty, and the dark curse of Darth Revan will be lifted from our age.

Filibuster!

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
..Berma Shave...MEL