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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2005 9:43 pm
by Creator
Goliath! whoops - what goey mess is sticking to my sandals ... BTW, where'd David go?
Dr. Doom vs. Magneto!
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:25 am
by Cheval
Magneto.
Doesn't Dr. Doom have a metal mask? (Ouch)
Mighy Mouse or Atom Ant
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:42 am
by moksha Jehannum
Atom Ant....no doubt.
Aragorn vs. Bannor
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 2:58 pm
by Cail
Bannor would kick Aragorn's butt without breaking a sweat.
Al Franken versus Sean Hannity?
Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2005 3:50 pm
by onewyteduck
Sean Hannity because, well, just because!
Billy Graham vs. Jerry Falwell
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:29 am
by ChoChiyo
Billy Graham because Jerry Falwell is an IDIOT.
Matt Dillon versus James West
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:31 am
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
I wish I knew who those people were. I think I'm just not cut out for this game. But I bet it'd be James West, if only because he sounds like he might have some guns. But WHAT about Immanuel Kant and Plato?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 2:46 am
by onewyteduck
Plato because Immanuel Kant......
Barbie or Ken?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:01 am
by Cheval
Ken because if things got out of hand,
he'd call up his buddy G.I.Joe to help.
Incredible Hulk or The Thing (Fan.4)
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 3:51 am
by matrixman
Kant tells Plato that in order for human beings to interpret the world the human mind has to first impose structure on the incoming sensory input. Plato tells Kant not to waste his time, since the world of experience is illusory anyway. They shake hands in a temporary truce, and Plato invites Kant over for a drink. They were last seen continuing their argument, sinking ever deeper into a philosophical morass and getting wasted from their drinking.
Damn, you guys posted while I was replying to Jemcheeta.
Ok...Hulk SMASH Thing!
Robocop vs. The Terminator?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:25 am
by ChoChiyo
Robocop will kick the Terminator's Futuristic Austrian Ass.
Roy Rogers or Gene Autry?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:13 pm
by Creator
Roy Rogers (Trigger would help)
Green Hornet vs. Batman!
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:46 pm
by matrixman
Batman wins, because The Green Hornet couldn't throw a good punch if his life depended on it. He usually has Kato (Bruce Lee) do all the fancy fighting.
Kato vs. Robin the Boy Wonder?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:35 pm
by ChoChiyo
OH, gosh.
Robin would SO be on his back on the floor with tears streaming down his face.
Kato was a MACHINE. He could kick almost anyone's buttocks.
Robin is basically just a little emo boy.
Holy drop kick, Batman!!
Tellytubbies versus the Smurfs
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:49 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
Are you serious?
Well, Obviously Gargamel and Azreal would win over the teletubbies, and the smurfs always beat them.
So smurfs.
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:53 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
Ummm.... how about George bush vs Bush jr?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:03 pm
by ChoChiyo
Gah.
They ae both such weinies.
Probably Bush Sr. could still whup his son's arse.
The absolute monkey stench power of Bush Jr, though, is pretty intimidating.
Ann Coulter versus Hillary Clinton?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:06 pm
by Gadget nee Jemcheeta
Coulter. I mean. I wouldn't want to get into a fight with her. Maybe I disagree with her, but I really do feel like she could beat me up and down the road.
What about Joe Camel versus the Marlboro man?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:10 pm
by ChoChiyo
ARen't they both dead of lung cancer already?
Sampson or Hercules?
Posted: Mon Aug 15, 2005 11:43 pm
by matrixman
The match is evenly balanced until Hercules sneakily produces a pair of scissors from behind his back, and Samson runs away in terror.
Murphy Brown vs. Mary Tyler Moore?