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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 4:04 am
by ChoChiyo
safetyjedi wrote:My lady, since someone else has already answered my question, I will tell you that since cows produce more greenhouse gases, I shall do my part for the environment by eating as much beef as possible.
Well spoken, my loyal subject.
You shall rise high in the ranks.
We must stop these godless bovines from destroying the ozone!
Barbecue tonight in the palace plaza!!! Barbecue for everyone!!
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:45 pm
by Lord Mhoram
Barbecue tonight in the palace plaza!!! Barbecue for everyone!!
And there was much rejoicing.
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:59 pm
by hierachy
This is dangerous...
Open up your head feel the shell shock.
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:33 pm
by safetyjedi
It's treason I tell you! Off with his head Cho!
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 8:41 pm
by ChoChiyo
Minister of corrections---have Hier taken out back and flogged again.
Then suspend him in a vat of salt water and rubbing alcohol.
See if it improves his disposition.
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:04 pm
by Sunbaneglasses
OOOOO OOOOOO How about a Ministry of Silly Walks?Can I be minister?I have several silly walks worthy of funding for further developement.
Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 9:40 pm
by Cheval
I just want the title of "Court Jester"
Not because I'm a funny guy (Which I really could be), but because I'm funny looking!
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:22 am
by ChoChiyo
Certainly we need a ministry of silly walks!
You can be the PRIME Minister of Silly Walks, SBG.
And Cheval--I was thinking of putting you in charge of the royal Nigerian Cavalry....
You can be Master of the Horse. Of course.
You can moonlight as court jester if you like. I can have another harlequin outfit sewn up for you!!
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:23 am
by ChoChiyo
BTW--where's Nathan? I require grapes. Many peeled grapes.
And perhaps a floor show.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:56 am
by Lord Mhoram
Hier has been...taken care of, Royalness.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:29 am
by ChoChiyo
Well done!
Tosses fist full of diamonds to Minister of Corrections.
Did you remember the salt AND the rubbing alcohol??
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:33 am
by Lord Mhoram
But of course. I even played Limp Bizkit in the background, for added effect.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:47 am
by ChoChiyo
REmind me to give you a substantial raise for your creativity.
Where is my B*tch?? I need this put into writing so the Royal Accountant can cut the proper checks!!
How do you feel about your salary being quadrupled?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 2:52 am
by Lord Mhoram
I feel honored and unworthy!
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:21 am
by ChoChiyo
No one is worthy of the munificense of the Empress, but the empress is wise and good.
You may all hail the Empress now.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:22 am
by Lord Mhoram
::hails Empress::
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:29 am
by Sunbaneglasses
All hail Empress Cho-Any chance of being a royal concubine?
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 3:32 am
by ChoChiyo
Sunbaneglasses wrote:All hail Empress Cho-Any chance of being a royal concubine?
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Get your portfolio in order and prepare for a "test drive" and I will let you know.....
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:25 am
by Avatar
LMAO! You people are crazy.
--A
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 6:46 pm
by Usivius
OK, I didn't read every silly post here, but I just thought you folks might be interested to know just how many gullible and stupid people either beleive such messages and/or just try it to see what happens and then get sucked in!
I work for the largest FI in Canada, dealing mainly in non-resident accounts. I have encountered no less than 4 people who were already knee deep in the scam (ie. putting up a cetain amount of their own funds to ensure proper transfer of the millions), and were looking for confirmation of one type or another.
Keep in mind these are only the people who, for whatever reason, stumbled upon contacting me (?) ...!!! How many more bozos are out there like this?!!
sheesh!