The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:57 pm

"I don't care what you think, Scottie...
let's see if this baby can go Warp 20!"

Post by **ur-bane** » Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:56 pm

"Luke...I'm your mother. That's right- they Forced me to have an operation."

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:58 am

*accidentally piped through the ship's intercom system*

"Hey! Can someone pass that toilet paper to use for those little "Kling-ons"?"

Post by **aTOMiC** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 9:50 am

"Hours instead of days. Weeks instead of months. Years instead of decades. Cats instead of dogs. Coffee instead of tea. Coke instead of Pepsi. Marvel instead of DC. Ford intead of Chevy. Godzilla instead of Gamera. Ginger instead of Mary Ann..."

Post by **safetyjedi** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 7:04 pm

Mr. Data, perhaps now would be a good time to deactivate your emotion chip.

Yes sir, but whenever I do, it extends my penis another 12 inches...

Mr. Data, there are times when I envy you...

Post by **Half Hand** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:04 am

"OK here we go Data I am activating your emotion chip how do you feel?"Jordi I have the sudden urge to run my toungue down your throat,is this a normal human emotion?"

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:31 am

Substitute Lord Foul wrote:"OK here we go Data I am activating your emotion chip how do you feel?"Jordi I have the sudden urge to run my toungue down your throat,is this a normal human emotion?"

LOL

Post by **dANdeLION** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:28 pm

"Damn it Jim; I'm an actor, not a doctor!"

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Oct 13, 2005 8:42 pm

"Seven of Ten?.... is that your bra size or something?

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:49 am

Kirk: "Who runs Enterprise?"
Spock: "Master Blaster."
Kirk: "Who runs Enterprise?"
Spock: "Master Blaster."
Kirk: "Who runs Enterprise?"
Spock: "Master Blaster!"
Kirk: "Damn straight. Now get your Vulcan behind out of my chair."

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:25 pm

Pickard: "Worf, is it true that revenge is a didh best served cold?"

Worf: "No, captain. Revenge is bast served steaming hot, with a side order of spicy Cardassian fries."

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 1:34 pm

Picard: "Space. The final Frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before."
Kirk: "No one? Why'd you change it?"
Picard: "They threatened to harm me if I did not."
Kirk: "Wuss."
Picard: "sniff"

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 2:27 pm

Ensign: "But Captain, what about the Non-Interference Directive?"

Captain: "What? Oh, that; I just made that up back when Lt. Uhura and Nurse Chapel started fighting on that mud-planet in episode 28."

Post by **Cheval** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 3:35 pm

Spock: "Oh what the hell... let's PARTY!!!"

Post by **ur-bane** » Fri Oct 14, 2005 8:36 pm

Scott: "I'm givin her all I got, Captain!"
Kirk: "Scott, you've got three seconds to get off my wife!"

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:18 am

Sulu:
"Cyborg, Amnion...
Amnion, Cyborg...
Just where in the hell are we???"

Post by **Cheval** » Sat Oct 15, 2005 3:20 am

Sulu to Checkov:
"Cyborg, Amnion...
Amnion, Cyborg.
Where in the hell are we anyway???"

Post by **drew** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:41 am

"Number one; You smell like a number two!!, next time, leave the bridge or something!!"

Post by **Sunbaneglasses** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:11 am

Kirk:"Scotty you have three hour to get the warp engines back online or your fired."
Scotty:"I have put up with this deadline crap for years captain screw you and I quit,get a photon wrench and fix it your damn self.I will be in my quarters getting hammered."

Post by **ur-bane** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 9:54 pm

Ohura: "Captain, does this uniform make me look fat?"
Kirk: "You betcha!"

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The Ludicrous, Fictitious Star Trek/Star Wars Quote Game