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**Another stealing liquor from Church confession**

Before my dad actually became a minister, he was still very involved in the Church; and he use to Bartend the wedding receptions there.

He used to store the liquor in our basement.

...I think you can tell where this is going.

I used to take bottles of pop, dump half of them out, and fill the back up with whatever was handy and take them to school, and share them with whoever.

Of course I did the whole fill-the-bottle-back-up-with-water trick.

By the end of the wedding season, I doubt if ANYone even caught a buzz off my dad's rum flavored water!
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8O

My gods. Juan Valdez is...the Creator.

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Peter? I never would have guessed.
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Well, that wasn't what I meant. But we could start a rumor! :twisted:
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:lol:
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So that's why he
Spoiler
never appears in the Final Chronicles
! He's too busy playing WoW! :!: :P
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danlo wrote:So that's why he
Spoiler
never appears in the Final Chronicles
! He's too busy playing WoW! :!: :P
:haha:

um...by the way, should that revelation be spoilered?
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probably :wink:
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I used to be a liberal.
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I would've voted for Nixon in his second term, if I'd been old enough to vote then.
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Cagliostro wrote:Quitter
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aliantha wrote:I would've voted for Nixon in his second term, if I'd been old enough to vote then.

I remember that election. My 2nd grade teacher had our class vote. She made it seem McGovern was the only option; obviously I can't remember the details, but I remember she hated Nixon.
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My grandfather was a pack rat and never threw anything away. I have spent the last 2 days hauling all of it to the dump or scrapyard (lots of brass and copper). I feel a mixture of sadness and "haha pappy, I'm throwing away all that old shit that we told you that you would never use and you should have gotten rid of to start with."
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Hahaha, you're wrong, the joke is on you. ;) If he had, it would have been him hauling it out. But now it's your job. :lol:

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