The "Ask Mr. Propane" Game

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:08 am

sgt.null wrote:we have lost Mr.Propane. where can we find him?

Don't ask me.

Post by **aTOMiC** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:46 am

sgt.null wrote:we have lost Mr.Propane. where can we find him?

Mr. Propane is just being a dink or he's lost interest in his own thread.

(I'll mention to dAN that he's been neglecting his obligations but I can't guarantee he'll respond.)

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:25 pm

First off, you people have no faith. You wonder why Mr. propane has turned his back on you? You dare to imply he's a 'dink', or disinterested in his followers? NO, it is YOU who have become dinks and turned away from the truth! You have listened to the words of false prophets like this "Marvin" and this "Kerb" who are moset decidedly NOT prophets of the acclaimed Mr. Propane. Already null has suffered the ill-effects of his foolishness of listening to Kerb; his house burned down, his wife angered. If you seek my advise, and you should, because I am the one true herald of the exalted Mr. Propane, then I suggest you tie these two false prophets to a stake, and burn them. Now, you're asking yourselves "Burn them? What would I use to light them on fire?". May I suggest propane? It's a very clean burning fuel, and you won't get a ton of smoke billowing up into the air, alerting the police, or in your eyes, complicating your attempts at escaping said police. Also, if you rent your propane tanks from Ace hardware to do this most sacrosanct of deeds, they'll likely give you some sort of gift card, assuming you present your Ace rewards card at the counter during your purchase.

Oh, and don't forget to burn BUNDY MONKEY too, for his fallacious and misleading remarks concerning the holiest of all fuels, propane.

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:56 pm

Mr. Propane, I have to move very soon and time is running out. Should I just throw the giant tank of propane on the bonfire when I have my "burn down the trailer party"?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:59 pm

If you throw the tank in, you may not be able to use it again as it may incur damage, thusly disabling it. No, if it were me, I'd borrow a giant tank from a neighbor I secretly depised, and throw that tank in the fire.

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:32 pm

Thanx Mr. Propane, but I was going to do that anyway,

and since where I'm moving to doesn't use propane, and I've paid for the propane currently inside it, what do I do with it? put them both on the fire?

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:03 am

who still uses the word dink?

Post by **The Laughing Man** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:49 am

you and 2 other people.

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:03 am

Esmer wrote:you and 2 other people.

>DOH<

well you got me there.

Post by **___** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 2:56 am

What's worse is they only use it to describe you.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:10 am

i thought you had no name.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:10 am

i thought you had no name.

Post by **___** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:38 am

You thought I had no name? Do you think differently now?

Post by **dANdeLION** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:30 am

Don't do it, dAN. He's not worth it.

Post by **sgt.null** » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:56 am

does that count as a double post?

Post by **Cheval** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 12:12 am

Mr. Propane says "Yes".

Post by **sgt.null** » Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:28 am

so will Mr.Propane ever reconcile with his alter selfs?

Post by **sgt.null** » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:36 pm

where has Mr. Propane gone?

Post by **sgt.null** » Sun Jul 09, 2023 10:36 pm

zealously you work against the
clock to put as many posts in
before the Kevin's Watch
chronometer (on New Zealand time,
naturally) resets to the next month.