Kevin's Watch

(spring:yeah but i'm talking about a wild, wild emu- there only found in tazzy and some parts of WA-scary little blighters-teeth as big as a fridge)

doc six gave them all a scornful look. "wvegwe,kegfwfvdfggfdgy" he croaked, too late they realised he was calling the great fire elf twiddleydum to his aid.

"Meow," Neko repsonded softly. His counter-curse worked perfectly--for as we all know, Neko is a master sorcerer--and Doc Six's summons was foiled.

nnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!! screamed the doc. he flew into a wild rage and shot neko between the eyes but as neko fell a strange mist formed around his body......

Rising from the ground, clothed in splendor and majesty, the ghost of Neko appeared. Glaring at the Doc with fire in his eyes, the cat as black as death smiled maliciously with a "meow" promising swift retribution to come.

bob the aforementioned sworn enemy of doc six now drew his six guns. the three most powerful creatures this side of the wardrobe were about to enter the endgame and to the winner the spoils.

Neko stood tense and ready. His gaze never wavered; his stance never shifted.

the first shot rang out like a cannon as bob aimed at the doc. the doc, taking evasive action and moving with a grace that belied his advancing years, slipped under the bullet and whirled round just in time to see neko hurl a fireball at him-he smiled a ghastly smile!!

With nearly inperceptible speed, Doc raised his hand and uttered the counter spell. Neko's attack fizzled into nothing.

but with your experience with rejection letters prom in a few more hundred pages we might have enough here to get royally rejected by all the publishers in the world.how exciting.

neko's rage grew to boiling point. he uttered the words that should never be uttered "meeeeeeeewbwkuoooowwwwwwwwsah"!

The Doc was well familiar with cat curses and knew he was in dire jeopardy. Moving with speed he didn't know he possessed, Doc leapt at Neko, attempting to tackle the cat to the ground and break his concentration.

Fight scenes are actually one of my favorite things to write. I swear it's therapy.

He succeeded, and pinned the cat down. Snarling, he prepared for what was to happen next.

Doc had no idea what to expect. Cat sorcerers like Neko, he knew, were always full of surprises.

and fur balls. magic fur balls.

meanwhile Chuck Norris ordered more chicken wings. and a time traveling robot appeared outside the bar.

His name was Chuck Norris 3000. He was, simply put, a bastard.

he entered the bar. another hush enveloped the crowd.

Then one of the old regulars exlaimed, '

Spoiler

f**K

, why is everyone silent? I'm a robot too.

Chuck Norris Prime launched a roundhouse kick at the old regular who spoke up. Chuck Prime knocked the old regular' shead from its body.

But, being drunk, he did not die. Instead, he got up and kicked Chuck Norris back, thus obliterating him.

a drunken recorder paused mid-tape. a black hole appeared where Chuck Norris had been obliterated.