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Ey, s**tface, you want to shut up?
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eat my nature!
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First of all I would like to make it clear that I am your new team leader, everything will be done to SCOP (Standard Company Office Procedure), and wont take any lip from you.
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Get off your fat lazy butt and do it yourself.
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It's 4:19...
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Hurry up, the boss is coming and I would like to have the toilet paper in place.
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I'll be taking the next year off... with full pay!
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J-o-k-e. You know, harmless banter between co-workers. I didn't mean what I said about your wife.
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kiwis in the break room? don't know anything about that.
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Lick me.
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Must I fill in every question on this form? Look at this question> Do you have piercings in intimate places. What kind of company are you running? Look here boss man! I'll show you what piercings I have (starts to unzip trousers)...
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Nuts to you!
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Okay gather round, workers, I have this great party trick! (lowers trousers to expose buttocks). Heres a walnut, and I can crack it between my buttock muscles!
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piss off!
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Post by Cheval »

Open mouth - Insert foot
(as usual)
Have you hugged your arghule today?
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"For millions of years
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It's 4:19...
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Paawww, that was a good'un!
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quitting i am, off pissing to you!
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Really? You did in fact get your degree out of a Cracker Jack box....
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Sex, sex, sex, lets have, sex, sex, sex...
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take this job and shove it, i ain't working here no more....
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Using work time to catch up on sleep, was out late drinking.
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