Kevin's Watch

ditto cabbagehead.

sgtnull wrote:i voted.

HA!I will show you!No matter what you call yourself I will refer to you as Sgt Null,or Clown Boy depending on my mood.

heh, notice Jay's careful choice of words... "Who should I ban first"...

dAN, Lore, and Av, we've all gotta go sooner or later it seems. Though it's me sooner...

Darth needs an award,after all he is the winner...........I guess.

Well, at least I'll get to enjoy my last few days here in a Revan-free environment....

Sunbaneglasses wrote:Darth needs an award,after all he is the winner...........I guess.

Remember that sarge and co voted 4 known times - probably more.

If Jay Bans Revan, can I have his mod spot?

Which one?

You! Why would I ask for Jay's mod spot?

Mr Fixit wrote:You! Why would I ask for Jay's mod spot?

Which mod spot of mine. I have four.

Had four, you mean. If you could handle four, then I'm sure I can handle them.

Mr Fixit wrote:Had four, you mean. If you could handle four, then I'm sure I can handle them.

Why can't you just put them in dAN's name?

Why would I want your mod positions? Besides, I'm right behind you in going out the door.

In the legend of Jay Halfhand the Watch-Fatherer, it is told that he waged a great campaign against the dreaded Lord Revan and his apprentice ur-Null. Jay was mighty with the Heh-lore, yet Revan also had skill in the ways of Heh. Revan also imparted his knowledge of the terrible bane called Spam to ur-Null and let his lieutenant unleash chaos across the Watch, to the utter dismay of the beleaguered Jay, who saw his strongest allies fall beneath the avalanche of inexorable, illearth Spam. With his forces decimated, Jay fled to the slopes of Mount Blunder and cried in despair:

"Will the Earth itself not rise up and strike my enemies? Shall quality posts pass utterly from the Watch?"

Then a voice from the very ground underneath Jay replied: "If you will pledge yourself to the healing of the Watch, the Earth will answer."

Thus, Jay pledged his commitment to a Spam-free Watch and sealed it with his blood. And the Earth answered, as a terrible roar came from the peak of Mount Blunder and huge, hungry fire-dANdeLIONs sprang down the slopes, eagerly devouring Revan's and ur-Null's armies, though Revan and ur-Null themselves escaped with their lives.

In the days that followed, Jay forged the Ban Stick of Law from the One Tree, to guard against future Spam.

You forgot to mention Loremaster entered into a Ritual of Deffication with Revan, and quite literally beat the shit out of him!

Thank you for filling in that Gap. The tale becomes complete in the telling.

disclaimer: no offense intended toward Darth or sgtnull in my piece. It was my random act of imagination for the day, and I take responsibility for it.

Matrixman wrote:In the legend of Jay Halfhand the Watch-Fatherer, it is told that he waged a great campaign against the dreaded Lord Revan and his apprentice ur-Null. Jay was mighty with the Heh-lore, yet Revan also had skill in the ways of Heh. Revan also imparted his knowledge of the terrible bane called Spam to ur-Null and let his lieutenant unleash chaos across the Watch, to the utter dismay of the beleaguered Jay, who saw his strongest allies fall beneath the avalanche of inexorable, illearth Spam. With his forces decimated, Jay fled to the slopes of Mount Blunder and cried in despair:

"Will the Earth itself not rise up and strike my enemies? Shall quality posts pass utterly from the Watch?"

Then a voice from the very ground underneath Jay replied: "If you will pledge yourself to the healing of the Watch, the Earth will answer."

Thus, Jay pledged his commitment to a Spam-free Watch and sealed it with his blood. And the Earth answered, as a terrible roar came from the peak of Mount Blunder and huge, hungry fire-dANdeLIONs sprang down the slopes, eagerly devouring Revan's and ur-Null's armies, though Revan and ur-Null themselves escaped with their lives.

In the days that followed, Jay forged the Ban Stick of Law from the One Tree, to guard against future Spam.

As for the poll, I vote for nobody.

Matrixman wrote:In the legend of Jay Halfhand the Watch-Fatherer, it is told that he waged a great campaign against the dreaded Lord Revan and his apprentice ur-Null. Jay was mighty with the Heh-lore, yet Revan also had skill in the ways of Heh. Revan also imparted his knowledge of the terrible bane called Spam to ur-Null and let his lieutenant unleash chaos across the Watch, to the utter dismay of the beleaguered Jay, who saw his strongest allies fall beneath the avalanche of inexorable, illearth Spam. With his forces decimated, Jay fled to the slopes of Mount Blunder and cried in despair:

"Will the Earth itself not rise up and strike my enemies? Shall quality posts pass utterly from the Watch?"

Then a voice from the very ground underneath Jay replied: "If you will pledge yourself to the healing of the Watch, the Earth will answer."

Thus, Jay pledged his commitment to a Spam-free Watch and sealed it with his blood. And the Earth answered, as a terrible roar came from the peak of Mount Blunder and huge, hungry fire-dANdeLIONs sprang down the slopes, eagerly devouring Revan's and ur-Null's armies, though Revan and ur-Null themselves escaped with their lives.

In the days that followed, Jay forged the Ban Stick of Law from the One Tree, to guard against future Spam.

So, Darth in the lead by a few points.

--A

Bear in mind that I voted for myself. So did Sgt a known 3 times, and Mrs Sgt as well... and dAN at least twice.

But that still puts me in the lead!

What this about anyway....

I can't remember...Oh, LoreMasters "responses" thread I think.

--A