ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date

Post by **Revan** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:37 pm

Y and Z are meaningless to you, aren't they?! You see?! *this* is why our relationship can never work! You just don't understand the last two letters of the Alphabet like I do! You can never compliment them... love them... And also, I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 5:46 pm

Actually, I was going to go out with you until I realized that I don't like you.

Post by **dANdeLION** » Mon Mar 13, 2006 7:50 pm

Because I don't need another mother, and, of course, I don't like you.

Post by **Revan** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 12:37 pm

Castrastion is preferable to dating you, you pug ugly freak. I would sooner be gelded than go on a date with you, because I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 1:57 pm

Decided to join the priesthood instead-- oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **Revan** » Tue Mar 14, 2006 2:17 pm

Escaping was the first thing on my mind when it came to the prospect of dating you, and, in case you haven't got the message, I don't like you.

Post by **Xar** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 2:37 pm

"Forever" is the word that makes me scream when it's spoken any phrase with your name in it... I don't know if you get it, but I don't like you!

Post by **Revan** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:16 pm

Get your face out of my sight, you're ugly and smelly, and make me want to vomit, and also, I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:17 pm

Gotterdammerung - the ultimate excuse. So not only do I not like you, the gods have it in for you as well. Sucks to be you, huh?

Post by **Revan** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 3:18 pm

heh. and.. I don't like you.

Post by **Xar** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:10 pm

In all my life, I have never seen a creature as revolting and spiritually disgusting as you are... oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 8:23 pm

Jury duty, eventually---oh, and I don't like you.

Post by **Revan** » Wed Mar 15, 2006 9:32 pm

Kingdoms... conquering them takes up my time, therefore I was unable to come to our date - despite the fact I like you.

Post by **Cheval** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:01 am

Listen very carefully...
I don't like you.

Post by **Xar** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:32 am

My mother always used to warn me about people like you, so I canceled our date to test you, and you failed... oh, and by the way, I don't like you.

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:32 pm

Nan hates it when I get involved in women, so I stayed away from you, and I don't like you.

Post by **Xar** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:33 pm

Outrageous! How do you dare even suggest I deliberately chose not to meet you for the date?! You know, I've had enough of this innuendos... it's over! Oh, and incidentally, I don't like you.

Post by **Revan** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 3:36 pm

Queen of England ordered that I not attend our date, after she heard my complaints of how I don't like you.

Post by **DukkhaWaynhim** » Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:00 pm

Ran out of gas on the way to the store to buy a pen to write a note to tell you that I'm not going out with you. Don't worry, it's not you, it's me--- I don't like you.

Post by **onewyteduck** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 12:10 am

Suddenly, it's ocurred to me that, well, I really just don't like you.

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ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date