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Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:53 am**

Ho-ny?

DISCLAIMER: the poster is not sexist in any way and objects to the use of degrading terms for women. Except when amusingly homophonic opportunities arise.

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 2:06 am**

Cam, you just undermined all of us who use "Honey" as a term of endearment. Observant females now will realize what we've been doing all these years...

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 4:14 am**

No wonder new members get freaked out...

Go forth and post damnit.

--A

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 6:08 am**

Avatar wrote:No wonder new members get freaked out...

Go forth and post damnit.

--A

i figured new members get freaked out by the mohawk-skull guy.

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:33 am**

sindatur wrote:Is there a "Brony" term for Eh-Brand's? I've never heard one?

"Fillies", I believe.

Here be my compendious counterfire crafted to construe sudden and surprising closet broniness: Why grown-ups actually watch a cartoon dripping with pink, sparkly cuteness, likely stems from the fact that it's written in a bantering fashion, regularly making fun of itself and pop culture (Nothing like the 80's version my generation used to watch as kids. One can, however, also blame nostalgia.

). If someone's up to a spot of silly, harmless humor and wants to know where half of the memes on Memebase issue from, that's the thing to watch.

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:26 pm**

*clears throat*

*gets eaten by Longwrath*

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 7:59 pm**

Zorm!

So awesome!

And yet ... so blasphemous !!!!

Spoiler

Because Covenant would never ride a Pony!

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:32 pm**

That is absolutely stunning Zorm.
The Watch seems to have struck an amazingly rich vein of humor this week...I haven't laughed so much in a very very long time.

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 8:36 pm**

Cambo wrote:Ho-ny?

DISCLAIMER: the poster is not sexist in any way and objects to the use of degrading terms for women. Except when amusingly homophonic opportunities arise.

double posting, but...if you like homophony, it is possible that you might find a parallel/similar amusement in reading my latest entry here:

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=21285&start=40

Posted: **Thu Sep 29, 2011 10:59 pm**

gah!

I was tricked in to entering Mallory's.
Tricked, I tell you!

*shun, shun, shuuunnn*

[consoles self]
you're The Summonsing co-mod, you have to check out links
[/consoles self]

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:16 am**

Thanks for the welcome, you made my day with that pic Zorm. I don't think I'll ever see the Ranyhyn the same way again.

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:31 am**

Menolly wrote:gah!

I was tricked in to entering Mallory's.
Tricked, I tell you!

*shun, shun, shuuunnn*

[consoles self]
you're The Summonsing co-mod, you have to check out links
[/consoles self]

This just makes me wonder...is there some sort of prize or cash reward for fooling the Mighty Menolly?

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:21 am**

[my lips are sealed!]

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:50 am**

Vraith wrote:
Cambo wrote:Ho-ny?

DISCLAIMER: the poster is not sexist in any way and objects to the use of degrading terms for women. Except when amusingly homophonic opportunities arise.
double posting, but...if you like homophony, it is possible that you might find a parallel/similar amusement in reading my latest entry here:

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=21285&start=40

What use could anyone find for a Phony homo?

And what's Cambo's point about NY Hos? (Ho-NY?)

<Sindatur is soooo confuzzled>

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:57 am**

Zorm, I won't pretend to understand Bronies and Phillies passion for the show, But, your Pony/Covenant cartoon is simply made of AWESOME

Oh, and if you want to see me support something unpopular, check out the following in TV: Dollhouse, Falling Skies, V, and I'm sure a few others along those lines.

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:55 am**

sindatur wrote:
Vraith wrote:
Cambo wrote:Ho-ny?

DISCLAIMER: the poster is not sexist in any way and objects to the use of degrading terms for women. Except when amusingly homophonic opportunities arise.
double posting, but...if you like homophony, it is possible that you might find a parallel/similar amusement in reading my latest entry here:

kevinswatch.ihugny.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=21285&start=40
What use could anyone find for a Phony homo?

And what's Cambo's point about NY Hos? (Ho-NY?)

<Sindatur is soooo confuzzled>

A phony homo is for straight guys who want to experiment with their sexuality but claim it "totally wasn't gay, cause he's not a real homo." I'm thinking the gateway drug into gay sex.

NY Hos are a gateway to an entirely different scene....

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 4:10 am**

Cambo wrote:NY Hos are a gateway to an entirely different scene....

Oh boy...lorin is going to be SO displeased with me for this!

in the lyrics for Elton's album [i]Rock of the Westies[/i], Bernie Taupin wrote:I see your teeth flash, Jamaican honey so sweet
Down where Lexington cross 47th Street
She's a big girl, she's standing six foot three
Turning tricks for the dudes in the big city

Island girl
What you wanting with the white man's world
Island girl
Black boy want you in his island world
He want to take you from the racket boss
He want to save you but the cause is lost
Island girl, island girl, island girl
Tell me what you wanting with the white man's world

She's black as coal but she burn like a fire
And she wrap herself around you like a well worn tire
You feel her nail scratch your back just like a rake
He one more gone, he one more John who make the mistake

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 7:09 am**

Hahaha, I'd say these should be split off, but to where...?

--A

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:27 am**

Thanks, everyone, always pleased to pollute the Land with blasphemies and induce trauma.

Avatar wrote:Hahaha, I'd say these should be split off, but to where...

I can always slam the glittery-fluttery explosion of pink into the Laborium for everyone to gag at.

sindatur wrote:check out the following in TV: Dollhouse, Falling Skies, V,

I've heard of V and have kind of wanted to take a look at it--Wikipedia, however, lists at least four versions of the series; which is the one worthiest of watching?

Posted: **Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:22 pm**

Zorm wrote:Thanks, everyone, always pleased to pollute the Land with blasphemies and induce trauma.

Avatar wrote:Hahaha, I'd say these should be split off, but to where...
I can always slam the glittery-fluttery explosion of pink into the Laborium for everyone to gag at.

sindatur wrote:check out the following in TV: Dollhouse, Falling Skies, V,
I've heard of V and have kind of wanted to take a look at it--Wikipedia, however, lists at least four versions of the series; which is the one worthiest of watching?

V Original 1983 Mini-Series - Fantastic (4 hours with commercials)
V - The Final Battle 1984 (Sequel to Original) -Also very Fantastic (6 Hours with commercials)
V The Original Series 1984-1985 (Sequel to V: The Final Battle) - 19 episodes - started off alright, but, went downhill quickly

V 2009 -2011 - Remake TV Series - Had some pretty bad moments, but, also had some pretty good moments

Most will support the first two Mini-Series as something really good.

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