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Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:43 pm
by aTOMiC
The best way to spend $10,000 is...to pay off the balance on my car and put the remainder in a mutual fund with a positive track record and a fund manager with at least 5 years experience.
The best way to sepnd $100,000 is...
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:55 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The best way to sepnd $100,000 is to pay off the mortgage on my house and really start socking money away, to never need a loan again...
The best way to spend one meellion dollars is...
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 6:59 pm
by aTOMiC
The best way to spend one meellion dollars is...to place every dime into strong investments and push the meeelion up into several meeelion and retire in 5 years with enough cash to do almost anything one might contrive.
The best way to spend 10 million dollars is...
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:02 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The best way to spend 10 million dollars is buy every outstanding copy of the latest Wheel of Time novel, box them up, and mail them to RJ with a little note saying "But seriously, we want the next book in the series for REAL this time."
The best way to spend my Powerball $100 million jackpot is...
Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2004 7:04 pm
by aTOMiC
The best way to spend my Powerball $100 million jackpot is...to personally produce the COTC film and make absolutley certain that High Lord Elena is played by a 100% babe!
The best way to spend $500 million is...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:04 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The best way to spend $500 million is to set up a fund to match $s for WGDs, and then see how quickly the Mallory forum gets overrun.
The best way to spend $1 is...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:24 pm
by aTOMiC
The best way to spend $1 is...to jam it in the coke machine and pray you actually end up with a coke and your change.
If I had only one softdrink to take with me on a deserted island it would have to be...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:50 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If I had only one softdrink to take with me on a deserted island it would have to be the one with the supermodel still attached to it.
If I had only one supermodel to take with me on a deserted island it would have to be...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:53 pm
by aTOMiC
If I had only one supermodel to take with me on a deserted island it would have to be...the one that has a knowledge of shipbuilding.
If on a deserted island I had only one bar of soap ...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:56 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If on a deserted island I had only one bar of soap I would make sure it was the one with the GPS chip buried inside.
If on a deserted island I had only one item of clothing I would make sure it was...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:00 pm
by aTOMiC
If on a deserted island I had only one item of clothing I would make sure it was...large enough to be torn into smaller peices and made into a pair of pants, a shirt and make shift socks.
The one thing I would not want with me on a deserted island is...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:01 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The one thing I would not want with me on a deserted island is a volleyball that I would be compelled to give a name.
The one thing that would not want me on a deserted island with it is...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:04 pm
by aTOMiC
The one thing that would not want me on a deserted island with it is...either a cow, a chicken or a pig.
If I had the power to strand someone on a deserted island it would certainly be...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:09 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If I had the power to strand someone on a deserted island it would certainly be Jennifer Lopez.
If I had my choice of deserted islands in the world, I would choose one in...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:13 pm
by aTOMiC
If I had my choice of deserted islands in the world, I would choose one in...swimming distance from a populated sea port
If I were forced to eliminate one continent from the planet it would be...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:14 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If I were forced to eliminate one continent from the planet it would be Antarctica.
If I were forced to eliminate a second continent from the planet it would be...
Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:48 pm
by aTOMiC
If I were forced to eliminate a second continent from the planet it would be...North America and I would teleport it to a planet orbiting around a star known to the Galactic High Council as Arama-sheal.
If the earth were suddenly split into two halves I would probably...
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 3:19 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If the earth were suddenly split into two halves I would probably be dismayed at the unpleasantness it would cause.
If it were suddenly revealed that several key members of our government were in fact space aliens from the planet Beta-12...
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 4:43 pm
by aTOMiC
If it were suddenly revealed that several key members of our government were in fact space aliens from the planet Beta-12...I would hope that once revealed, Al Gore or more appropriately ALL GORT, would have to withdraw from politics and go back home taking 94% of the House of Representitives and 85% of the Senate with him, unless of course they all decided to use their fancy ray guns and subdue us lower life forms.
The most obvious alien in show business is...
Posted: Tue Feb 10, 2004 5:27 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The most obvious alien in show business is in fact Lara Flynn Boyle---look at her bones! [Michael Jackson is such an alien wannabe!]
The person in show business most likely to be voted off the planet for sheer stupidity...