Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 2:25 am
Wyteduck's telepathy is working tonight!
Esmer?
Esmer?
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Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:17 am
uh...'scuse me...i believe i was next in that lineup.. then some northern trUCKer i think....drew?
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:36 pm
Eye-lassie 'tis me.
And will the peoples republic of Ur-Baneia be stopping by?
And will the peoples republic of Ur-Baneia be stopping by?
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:42 pm
Good morning!
Who's next. Let's see.....drew's the only one online at the moment, so I'll say The Esmer.
Who's next. Let's see.....drew's the only one online at the moment, so I'll say The Esmer.
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:45 pm
Hmmf...just for that I'm not going to post...
damn.
Oh well, Duck?
damn.
Oh well, Duck?
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:33 pm
You rang? You should have called Lucimay!
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 4:41 pm
Lucimay is on the other line with a client right now...
may I be of service?
No? O.K., I will have Lucimay call back A.S.A.P.
may I be of service?
No? O.K., I will have Lucimay call back A.S.A.P.
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:46 pm
Thank you for calling Arthur Beren Shoes, this is Cyndi...uh...i mean...jaynedoe...*doh* i mean, LUCIMAY. how can i help you?
ooof! don't DO that to me man!!! i'm completely pavlovianly conditioned to answer in the proscribed script!!! arrrrrgggghhhh!!!!
Esmer!!! break it up here man!!!
ooof! don't DO that to me man!!! i'm completely pavlovianly conditioned to answer in the proscribed script!!! arrrrrgggghhhh!!!!
Esmer!!! break it up here man!!!
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 8:53 pm
drew is werd spelled backwardsOur Customer Service Creed
We commit to you, our most valued Customer that we will always:
Behave Courteously - we will:
Treat you with the greatest courtesy and consideration
Ensure that you feel comfortable in our environment
Maintain Confidentiality - we will
Never divulge confidential information about you to any unauthorized third party
Utilize maximum discretion in handling your personal affairs
Respond Punctually - we will:
Answer your telephone call by the third ring, with a SMILE
Return your call within 24 hours
Not keep you waiting in our office for more than 5 minutes
Keep your appointment at the agreed time
Follow up on your request and provide information to you within 24 hours
Take Responsibility - we will:
Identify ourselves to you by name
Indicate specific actions and time frames for serving you
Meet deadlines that we gave you
Act Professionally - we will:
Adhere to rules and regulations governing the industry in which we operate
Carry ourselves with dignity both on and off the job
Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 9:56 pm
danlo is olnad spelled backwards 
duckie?
duckie?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:55 am
Duck could be next...
but this time it's me.
but this time it's me.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:57 am
no,
Lucimay.
Lucimay.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:57 am
eikcud......sounds like a sick cow! Safetyjedi?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 1:58 am
no, I said Lucimay.
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:00 am
okay! okay!!
Cheval!
Cheval!
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:05 am
no. sunbane, I command thee forth!
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:07 am
you're a LITTLE deMANding this evening mr. sarge.
how's about a little SECRET esmer?
how's about a little SECRET esmer?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:23 am
i sorry.
duckie?
duckie?
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:29 am
no, me again. it's okay, it's just the FORCE of your magnetic personality!!!! heh.
(sh*t, i passed 1000 posts and nobody even noticed, including me!!)
ESMER!!!!
(sh*t, i passed 1000 posts and nobody even noticed, including me!!)
ESMER!!!!
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 2:34 am
sgtnull, go get Lucimay please.