Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Mon Oct 03, 2016 1:51 pm**

Lighthouse Barbie - Light beams shoot out of her eyes and her head rotates 360 degrees when activated. Makes absolutely no sense.

Posted: **Fri Oct 07, 2016 7:39 pm**

Mechanical Articulating Limbs Barbie-- the next generation of the failed Quadriplegic Barbie.

Posted: **Mon Oct 10, 2016 11:22 am**

Neutron Barbie - She's the Bomb!

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:23 pm**

Octogenarian Barbie - Walker and Bedpan sold separately.

Posted: **Mon Dec 26, 2016 8:27 pm**

Politician Barbie -- She'll promise whatever you want to hear in order to win office.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2016 2:10 am**

Reclusive Barbie - very rare and hard to find.

Posted: **Tue Dec 27, 2016 12:45 pm**

Stupid Barbie - Doesn't know what the letter "Q" is for.

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2016 1:30 am**

Terrorist Barbie - Ken's gay so he should hide.

Posted: **Fri Dec 30, 2016 3:49 pm**

Underworld Barbie - Looks like Selene

Posted: **Sun Jan 01, 2017 3:11 am**

Vacation Barbie, as portrayed by Christie Brinkley

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2017 3:32 pm**

Wall Street Barbie - Money, money, money, money...

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 12:51 am**

X-Barbie - her powers are a positive attitude and boobs that defy gravity.

Posted: **Tue Mar 14, 2017 11:27 am**

Yesterday's Barbie - Last year's version.

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 2:07 am**

Zoologist Barbie --always down for a safari

Posted: **Wed Mar 15, 2017 10:49 am**

Alien Barbie - Xenomorph time.

Posted: **Fri Mar 17, 2017 7:53 pm**

Ambivalent Barbie - what EVER.

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2017 7:32 pm**

Barbie Barbie - The Ultimate Barbie!

Posted: **Sun Aug 06, 2017 4:29 am**

Colostomy Barbie - Bag Sold Seperately

Posted: **Sat Jul 21, 2018 9:52 pm**

Drug Dealer Barbie - Bag Sold Separately

Posted: **Sun Jul 22, 2018 10:21 am**

Egg Laying Barbie - nesting boxes and bags sold seperatately

ABC Barbie