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If the Creator's ochre robe had an inside pocket containing three cigars, then Moksha, Turiya, and Jehannum would get Illearth Stoned, having lit those cigars from the conflagration of Hotash Slay.

if Moksha, Turiya, and Jehannum would get Illearth Stoned, having lit those cigars from the conflagration of Hotash Slay, then we would nickname them the Three Fried Lava River Ravers.

If we nickname Moksha, Turiya, and Jehannum the Three Fried Lava River Ravers, then Jimi Hendrix would break the Law of Death to sing: ♫Move over Rover, the River Ravers are taking over!!♬♪

If Jimi Hendrix breaks the Law of Death to sing: ♫Move over Rover, the River Ravers are taking over!!♬♪, then Michael Jackson will organize a massive benefit concert of deceased musicians and celebrities, calling it Dead Aid.

If Michael Jackson organized a massive benefit concert of deceased musicians and celebrities, calling it Dead Aid, then the hit single from the resulting soundtrack from the making-of movie would be called, "We Are the Land".

If the hit single from the resulting soundtrack from the making-of movie would be called, "We Are the Land", then the follow up single would be "This Land Is Your Land".

If the follow up single would be "This Land is Your Land," then the son of the composer would be having a "Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat."

If the son of the composer of This Land Is Your Land had a "Thanksgiving dinner that couldn't be beat", he would later be denied induction into the Warward due to a littering conviction.

If the son of the composer of This Land Is Your Land was denied induction into the Warward due to a littering conviction, he would later meet Stonemaybe after a performance.



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feel free to get us back on track...

Keep them coming! But the audience needs to chime in with their favorites, too.

So far, Savor Dam's "Lonely Goatherd" entry is my personal favorite.

"Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!"

Menolly's last one, with Stonemaybe's pic, ties everything together nicely.

Otherwise, my fav is Savor Dam's:

If Jimi Hendrix breaks the Law of Death to sing: ♫Move over Rover, the River Ravers are taking over!!♬♪, then Michael Jackson will organize a massive benefit concert of deceased musicians and celebrities, calling it Dead Aid.

What an epic and disturbing concept. Ravers, Thriller zombies moshing in concert, resurrected rock legends...it's got it all.

matrixman wrote:Otherwise, my fav is Savor Dam's:

If Jimi Hendrix breaks the Law of Death to sing: ♫Move over Rover, the River Ravers are taking over!!♬♪, then Michael Jackson will organize a massive benefit concert of deceased musicians and celebrities, calling it Dead Aid.

What an epic and disturbing concept. Ravers, Thriller zombies moshing in concert, resurrected rock legends...it's got it all.

That's my second favorite, if we can weigh in with a place vote.

And the winner is ...

Spoiler

Savor Dam!

I did say the prize would be awarded by best entry. But it was a pretty close tie between Matrixman (goat army), rdhopeca (Mel Brooks), Aliantha (We are the Land), Menolly (Thanksgiving), and Savor Dam (littering conviction). However, Savor Dam had a plethora of good entries. So I award the prize to him.

Yay SD!!
Congrats!

Thank you, WF.

Thanks also to Ali for her in response to the Lonely Goatherd Yodel, to Menolly and Matrixman for their votes, and to Menolly again for the post that set up Littering Conviction (since that is the one WF chose to mention). Heck, thanks to everyone off of whos posts I free-associated...

This one was fun to play!

Congrats!

Nice going, SD! And WF, thanks for the props for my "We Are the Land." I was pretty proud of that one myself.

Well, I have another 500, so here goes.

This Week's Contest

This week's contest is called "Stephen R Donaldson Ate My Snigglets".

A snigglet is "a word that should be in the dictionary, but isn't". In this game, contestants must construct a snigglet by taking two words and combining them together. The two words should be unusual words notable for appearing in Donaldson's stories.

Each entry should state your new word, the two words that went into it, a definition, and an example of use in a sentence.

For example:

• ululassitude
  From: ululation + lassitude
  : a condition of being tired from howling a long time.
  The morning after the concert, my ululassitude made getting to work a real chore.

The prize will be awarded to the best entry, based on humor, wit, creativity, and command of the English language. Yes, enter as many times as you'd like. The contest will end on Friday. Audience participation counts, as always.

The following links might be helpful:

• Stephen R. Donaldson Ate My Dictionary
  Donaldson's unique vocabulary
  Vocabulary stretching
  Those Odd Words
  Donaldson "Fancy Word" Lexicon
  my Donaldson lexicon -- for this site?

Too tired to do this justice tonight, but I fully intend to enter.