Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:10 pm**

No, he's a Good Man, you're trying to....steal...from the Good Man...

Posted: **Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:08 pm**

I have taken nothing from him. I'm trying to convince him it would be for the best if he shared. Sharing is what Good Men do, right?

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:36 pm**

Don't think of it as me 'not sharing'. It's more like I'm protecting you from unsupervised and potentially dangerous exposure to too much Good Touch.

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:52 pm**

I'm perfectly fine being unsupervised. I don't need Nanny Led looking out for me.

But now that I think about it, I don't want something Led has used for Good Touch. There probably a better alternative. Something which lights my passion for this quest better than some dingy piece of used leather.

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:21 pm**

Led has never used these gloves for Good Touch. He lacks the necessary plumbing. And don't think of him as your Nanny. Think of him as your physician, helping you with the Hysteria that's clearly making you so moody.

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:04 pm**

No, sorry. Cold hands.

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:55 pm**

What? I watched you play Zork. I know about burning the hay to warm the hands first.

Please. You talk like I'm not a geek or something...

(Anyway... it's GLOVES... my hands are nice and warm.)

Posted: **Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:20 pm**

I don't believe you. Hold them in Sorchat for a few minutes first.

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:42 am**

See that? That would be an internal use of the gloves. But I don't think I'm Sorchat's type. (Also, magic gloves might avoid being destroyed in fire, but my hands are not resistent to fire damage.)

So... I'm confused. You DO want to borrow the gloves, or you don't? Are they dirty leather filthy things, or do you really just want to watch me touching Sorchat? Do you like dirty leather? I guess that's an important starting question. Do you feel like you need to be degraded, is that it?

Posted: **Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:16 am**

The fire should purify them. Then they won't be dirty.

Leather is a good material. It's durable and flexible. Feel like degradation? No. Not that my opinion has stopped anyone before.

Posted: **Sat Feb 26, 2011 1:24 am**

The last time I stuck someone's hands into a fire, they didn't come back less dirty. If you do it long enough, the fire actually turns the hands into dirt. Or at least soot. That takes a while, though.

Posted: **Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:38 am**

Nobody is sticking his hands in me.

you sick fucks...

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:11 pm**

...bump...

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:17 pm**

Fine, if Sorchat won't let you warm your hands, how about cleaning a giant turkey?

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:19 pm**

Is that what you call your girl parts? Scary. I guess it's got that freshly plucked look to it? [redacted]

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 6:37 pm**

I was referring to the Vrock. I'm not surprised all you can think about are my girl parts though.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:09 pm**

If they're anything like a stuffed turkey... I just can't get the image out of my mind.

I mean, the giant hand-sized opening in a plucked and bronzed turkey, with stuffing all jammed up in there, the cook's hand still covered in raw stuffing, and a baster lying there on the table... <shudder>

Now I won't be able to sleep tonight. It's probably better... the nightmares if I did sleep would be worse than just being tired all day tomorrow.

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:16 pm**

How did you find out about Glurp's conception!?!

Thanks for reminding me. Now there's no chance I can sleep either.

Posted: **Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:01 pm**

Is this a better way to show my spell list? It's smaller, and it's all crabby looking. I don't think I like it. Opinions?

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Cleric 0    |Cleric 1    |Cleric 2    |Cleric 3       
 Resistence | Prot Evil  | Bull's Str | Disp Magic 
 Resistence | Prot Evil  | Bull's Str | Disp Magic 
 Resistence | Prot Evil  | Bull's Str | Disp Magic 
 Resistence | Magic Weap | Bull's Str |            
 Resistence | Magic Weap |            |            
------------|------------|------------|------------
Sorc 0 (6/6)|Sorc 1 (5/7)|Sorc 2 (5/6)|Sorc 3 (3/4)   
 Acid Splash| Burn Hands | Scorch Ray | Fireball   
 Arcane Mark| Identify   | See Invis  |            
 Dance Light| Mag Missile|            |------------
 Light      | Shield     |            |Wands       
 Mage Hand  |            |------------| Acid Arr 15
 Prestidigit|            |Spell Store | DetSecrD 15
 Ray o Frost|------------| CLW        | FindTrap 24
------------|Turn ( 8/11)| CLW        | Knock    15
Empower(1/3)| Sacred Heal| CLW        | SonBlast 26

Posted: **Wed Mar 09, 2011 8:08 pm**

I like the more compact look, yes. I'll even consider not corrupting your innocent familiar if you go with it.

Kevin's Watch

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