Kevin's Watch

The person in show business most likely to be voted off the planet for sheer stupidity...is the guy who decided Futurama needed to be cancelled.

If I had to choose a known alien species to mate with it would be...

If I had to choose a known alien species to mate with it would be the species of pod people that made the Victoria's Secret models.

If I could be on the cover of any magazine, it would be...

If I could be on the cover of any magazine, it would be... the signal to the end of the earth as we know it.


Time is a the most precious...

Time is the most precious commodity that is also least likely to be meaningfully conserved in these modern times.

The biggest threat to nature is...

The biggest threat to nature is...the supernatural. Boo!


When life gets me down and I don't know what to do I always tell myself...

When life gets me down and I don't know what to do I always tell myself that the Third Chronicles are coming, the Third Chronicles are coming...

The worst revelation that could occur in 3rd chron would be...

The worst revelation that could occur in 3rd chron would be...that Roger is actually Lord Foul.


If the Last Chronicles were available today I'd...

If the Last Chronicles were available today I'd suddenly come down with a case of spina bifida, leave work early, buy the book, and hermit myself for a period of 1 week.

If the Last Chronicles aren't made available this year...

If the Last Chronicles aren't made available this year...I will have to remove the hair from my head in large handfuls while slamming my skull against the concrete pavement outside my apartment until I lose consciousness.

I know that the Land is just fiction but the one thing I wish was real is...

I know that the Land is just fiction but the one thing I wish was real is the concept of Earthpower.

I know that the Land is just fiction but the one thing I wish was real is the concept of Earthpower and that it could be used here in my home for cooking and cleaning.

I know for certain that if I were aboard a sinking ocean liner I'd...

I know for certain that if I were aboard a sinking ocean liner I'd not let go if told not to let go.

The best place for a vacation in the US is...

The best place for a vacation in the US is...Crabapple Cove Main, at least Hawkeye Peirce used to speak very fondly of it.

The one thing I've always wanted to do but knew I'd be too embarassed or afraid is...

The one thing I've always wanted to do but knew I'd be too embarassed or afraid is go an entire day without holding back the truth a la Liar, Liar.

My greatest accomplishment in life is...

My greatest accomplishment in life is...having posted 5668 times on Kevin's Watch.


If I had one pivotal thing in my life to do over again it would be...

If I had one pivotal thing in my life to do over again it would be college, where I would choose a single degree instead of two and drink a lot MORE.

My favorite time of year is...

My favorite time of year is...September 6th.

The funny thing about chicken mcnuggets is that...

The funny thing about Chicken McNuggets is that they were originally intended to be a way to get rid of cast-off chicken parts that couldn't be used for anything else. [Who knew that they would be the equivalent of crack cocaine to millions of children and former children. Well, McDonalds knew, I guess...]

The scary thing about McDonalds is...

The scary thing about McDonalds is...that no matter how sick of going there you get, you always go back at some point.

The most discusting thing I've ever found in fast food was...

The most disgusting thing I've ever found in fast food was a hair [gak!], but simply looking at the nutritional labeling is appalling as well.

The Fast Food restaurant that I absolutely refuse to eat at is...