Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Mar 23, 2006 2:52 pm**

Nine out of ten dentists recommended that I not go out with you.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:12 am**

Our charma is not in tune with each other.
Check back again in another lifetime.

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:38 am**

Please be serious! I'm not going out with you!!

Posted: **Fri Mar 24, 2006 1:44 am**

Quinine.

Posted: **Mon Mar 27, 2006 6:23 pm**

Rohypnol prescription ran out... Just kidding! I really don't like you.

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:35 am**

Seems like every time I seriously think about going out with you, I break out it hives.

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2006 12:39 am**

Twinges of doom-laden anxiety have caused me to change my mind.

DW

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:29 am**

Underwater juggling competition is on.
Don't wanna miss the chainsaw part.

Posted: **Tue Mar 28, 2006 11:32 am**

Vet said you don't have your shots, so I can't come out and play.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2006 8:16 pm**

Wife says I can't.

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2006 2:52 am**

Xerox repair guy is soooo much cuter!

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:54 pm**

Yellow snow haiku is not my idea of romance.

Posted: **Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:07 pm**

Zorro is coming over. How do you expect to top that?

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:27 pm**

Allergic to Ugliness

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:34 pm**

Because I must have been on crack when I initially agreed to date you.

Posted: **Fri Apr 07, 2006 9:46 pm**

car trouble

(what!? who said it had to be funny?)

Posted: **Thu Apr 13, 2006 1:33 am**

Do not ask a question to which you already know the answer...

Posted: **Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:24 am**

Envy will be your undoings, girl.
Just because you want to date me does not mean that I want to date you.

Posted: **Wed Apr 19, 2006 2:08 am**

Fugly, fugly, means zero snuggly.

Posted: **Thu Apr 27, 2006 12:24 am**

Gave me the clap last time we dated,
what makes you think that I want to go through that hell again???

ABC Why I Have To Break Our Date