Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Sun Jul 22, 2018 7:59 pm**

+JMJ+

Flatulent Barbie - broccoli and beans included. Lysol sold separately.

Posted: **Sun Jul 22, 2018 11:02 pm**

Goldman Sachs Barbie - money bags included

Posted: **Mon Jul 23, 2018 7:03 am**

Hedonist Barbie .. toys and accessories sold separately

Posted: **Mon Jul 23, 2018 5:01 pm**

Ignite that fart Barbie safety lighter - sold separately

Posted: **Fri Aug 03, 2018 8:34 am**

Jellybean Barbie - edible edition

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:33 pm**

Kardashian Barbie extra wide booty pants sold separately

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2018 2:40 pm**

Lifesize Barbie .. batteries not included

Posted: **Wed Aug 08, 2018 5:49 pm**

Millennial Barbie everything sold through Amazon

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2018 8:25 am**

Narcissistic Barbie .. reflective pool included.

Posted: **Wed Aug 15, 2018 6:08 pm**

Octogenarian Barbie - portable oxygen tank included hair coloring set sold separately. Ken sold with Viagra pills. Or normal Ken sold with set and now you have Octogenarian Cougar Barbie

Posted: **Sat Aug 25, 2018 10:27 am**

haha

Pistol wielding Barbie .. NRA membership card included

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2018 5:53 pm**

Queen Barbie - fully equipped with Freddie Mercury like mustache and guitar. Legal disclaimers and parental advisory's also included about how expectations for looking for royal Queen instead of band Queen and how to lovingly handle a transgender homosexual Barbie. Much confusion and legal battles guaranteed.

Posted: **Wed Aug 29, 2018 10:23 pm**

Retro Barbie w/repeating string "math is hard"

Posted: **Fri Sep 07, 2018 3:10 am**

Sycophantic Barbie .. sucking up cups not included

Posted: **Wed Sep 12, 2018 5:35 pm**

Tiny Barbie - magnifying glass sold seperately

Posted: **Wed Oct 10, 2018 9:22 pm**

Universe Traveller Barbie - Forbidden Planet

Posted: **Sun Oct 14, 2018 3:56 am**

Valedictorian Barbie .. robes sold separately

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:02 pm**

Who you gonna call Barbie - giant stay puft marshmallow man sold with kit ectoplasm sold separately

Posted: **Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:19 pm**

X-Men Barbie - vaseline supplied

Posted: **Sat Oct 27, 2018 3:30 am**

Yowie Barbie .. yowie and wowie sold seperately

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ABC Barbie