Kevin's Watch

Avatar wrote:At least it's Friday.

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Yes, it was!

And I have three days off before I have to go back to work!

(Though Sunday is a Jewish fast day so not exactly restful. The fast actually started Saturday night and ends Sunday night after it's dark out.)

And now it's Monday again...this is getting ridiculous.

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Yeah, that happens.

Need to do something about it. Time for a new calendar.

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You have my vote.

Wonderful. I hereby announce the imminent launch of the Avatarian Calendar.

Just give me a few years to work it out.

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A few years? We can't start next week? How difficult is it to delete all the Mondays and replace them with Fridays? Except I guess Tuesday would become the new Monday, and we can't be having that. Okay, it is more complicated than I anticipated. Darnit.

I was thinking more about leap years and date lines and stuff like that, but good point.

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So where is this calendar, anyway?

Hey, I said give me a few years.

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Too impatient.

Time waits for no man. Or woman either.

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So they say.

Avatar wrote:Hey, I said give me a few years.

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How fucking hard can it be? For damn's sake:

A. [formerly Monday]: Read a book.
V. [formerly Tuesday]: Read a tootin' book.
A^2. [formerly Wednesday]: Read a darn book.
T. [formerly Thursday]: Read a damn book.
A^3. [formerly Friday]: Read a freakin book.
R. [formerly Saturday]: Read a fuckin' book.
Post. [formerly Sunday]: Take a rest from readin, tootin, darnin, damnin, freaking, and fuckin books to blather on the Watch about books [or whatever else floats your boat].
That's all the important shit...all the rest of calendars is counting, scientists, and people telling you what the hell you should be doing---which they're wrong about and wouldn't be bugging you about if they followed the preceding calendar.

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Haha!

Friday.

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I should be sleeping...

Short week. Getting it started.

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took today off - did not feel like working