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then realized his mother was...
"We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and remember:X never, ever, marks the spot."
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"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."

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kin yer post is MIA .. lol .. weird LOL ;)
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ok .. no there it is ;)
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then realized his mother was...


an old milking cow .. and
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prone to fits of paranoia...

It takes awhile to get to Oz
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- Professor Henry Jones Jr.

"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."

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LOL ..

and 'mad cow disease' it ..
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made her go "MOOoOOOooOOohehehehe" constantly
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pity was all Roger could ..
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feel towards the pathetic creature
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mercifully, he ended its life

(finally, someone dies in this story! Let the body count begin!)
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then turned it on himself...

#2
"We do not follow maps to buried treasure, and remember:X never, ever, marks the spot."
- Professor Henry Jones Jr.

"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."

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suddenly, the affable protagonist appeared!
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Picking up the Spankray, he
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decided on a reign of terror
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- Professor Henry Jones Jr.

"Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."

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and thus became the antagonist!
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Then, out of thin air....
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fully armed, Spank-ray at the ..
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...ready, Nigel Vader beamed down...
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A limp biscuit of furry!


*I hope thats right...*
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That's right! The tribble started
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