Kevin's Watch

I prefer to think of mallory as a..... home away from home.

Natalie PortdAN and Cromas Tummins were caught having . . .

Natalie PortdAN and Cromas Tummins were caught having . . .nightmares about Darth Disco returning from the dead.


Why Ur-VIle is so obsessed about names people no longer use....

Why Ur-VIle is so obsessed about names people no longer use.... is because he thinks he is being funny but nobody is laughing.

Thomas Covenant upon returning from the dead, said . . .

Thomas Covenant, upon returning from the dead, said . . . " I need a bloody bath."

Linden Avery, upon seeing Thomas again, said....

Linden Avery, upon seeing Thomas again, said.... mind if I join you?

Hile Troy seeing them both in the bath, muttered . ..

Hile Troy seeing them both in the bath, muttered . .."What the...? I have eyes again? And this is what I have to look at first? Why couldn't it be Elena bathing alone?"

Hile Troy then went in search of....

Hile Troy then went in search of.... Foamfollower, so they could both get pissed drinking Springwine.

The Despiser, upon learning of this . . .

The Despiser, upon learning of this . . . plotted to corrupt the Springwine, thusly turning it into Springbane.


When High Lord Kevin learned of this, he . . .

When High Lord Kevin learned of this, he . . . asked if it was good drink.

Revelstone thus was a place of revelry and . . .

Revelstone thus was a place of revelry and . . . stoned stonedowners who were caught taking hits off the One Bong.

This really pissed off the Haruchai, who decided to....

'The One Bong"! Oh my god I'm laughing so hard here! Good work! LOL

This really pissed off the Haruchai, who decided to.... raid the Lords' rooms and take all the marijuanatha.

At the same time, Drool had received . . .

At the same time, Drool had received . . . a Fed Ex package containing an Illearth stone knockoff called "Sickgroung Rock" that he got off ebay.


Drool used it in conjunction with his Stick of Order to summon.....

LOL!!!

Drool used it in conjunction with his Stick of Order to summon..... Stephen Donaldson to the Mount Thunderfest.

When he didn't appear, Drool . . .

When he didn't appear, Drool . . . cried and asked his rich uncle Foul for the SRD action figure to play with.

Uncle Foul decided instead to get Drool a ...

Uncle Foul decided instead to get Drool a ... PC so that he could surf the web and email Stephen Donaldson.

When he signed in to the watch, Mallorys . . .

When he signed in to the watch, Mallorys . . .warped his little brain and drove him to a peculiar type of madness.

In his madness he took to wearing nothing but old green socks and....

In his madness he took to wearing nothing but old green socks and.... a fish named 'Gerald'.

I protested againts the war, but . . .

I protested againts the war, but . . . the war protested againts me louder.

I don't know why I type 'againts' when the word is clearly spelt 'against', but I really...

LOL

I don't know why I type 'againts' when the word is clearly spelt 'against', but I really... need to learn how to spel like hierachy.

I sit here and watch . . .

I sit here and watch . . . Teletubbies, but I really think the subliminal messages are forcing me to wear purple jumpsuits.

I wish I could do nothing but....