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ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2023 12:28 pm
by samrw3
Next level gaming can only be done on properly equipped starship
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2023 2:00 am
by sgt.null
Oxygen depleting, cryo tanks needed
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2023 7:50 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Pong on the Gaming Dec is that-much-better when Federation supercomputers are keeping score.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2023 2:49 am
by sgt.null
Questing engine is engaged
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2023 7:54 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Rut-Roh, Rorge. God finds your Futurist architectural hellscape a pox on the perfection of His cosmic skyline.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2023 6:39 pm
by sgt.null
untraviolet engines
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2023 8:16 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Viral Contagions need a warp-capable hatchery for the optimal sowing of targeted mayhem.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2023 8:20 pm
by sgt.null
world ending nuclear black holes
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 5:26 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Xploding all-the-things at the push of a button.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2023 6:51 pm
by sgt.null
yttrium enamas
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2023 6:17 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Zeppelins are thinkin' they're really all that. Wait'll they get a load of me.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:10 am
by sgt.null
Aether lines are frozen over, time to deploy the antimatter wave
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2023 12:51 pm
by samrw3
Because He wanted one.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2023 6:04 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Could it be cuz … oh, I don't know … Satan?!?

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2023 6:43 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Dilithium Crystals have mindbending properties when huffed through a galaxy-class godmobile.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2023 7:03 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Elves — Elrond, Elnor, whaddever — got no place in His universe.
Keep sharpening that sword. kid. Yer gonna need it.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2023 7:29 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Firing at a moving target from a moving Starship is one of those mad skillz expected of a cutting-edge God.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2023 12:55 pm
by samrw3
God injuredHis foot trying to lift Mount Everest and the most Holy High MD told Him to keep off His feet - thus the starship.
ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2023 7:00 pm
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Hamburgers are tastier when made from fresh-ground Tribble seared by house-slave Talaxians on the Federation's proprietary plasma-torch grills.

ABCs of "What does God need with a Starship?"
Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:31 am
by Wosbald
+JMJ+
Imus in the Morning broadcasts — wanly echoing off galactic detritus in remote cosmic backwaters — can still be captured by hypersensitive Starship antennae. Imus lives!
