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Posted: Tue May 23, 2006 6:09 am
by onewyteduck
According to NOAA, it's gonna' be another busy hurricane season. Gotta' get ready.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:11 am
by Cheval
Back off... those farts are enough to keep ANYBODY away!
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 12:22 am
by Creator
Can't stand being away from my OTHER date!!

Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 1:59 am
by Revan
Don't like you, never will.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 2:01 am
by Elfgirl
Even if you were the last man/woman on earth, I'd rather stay single!
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 2:02 am
by Revan
Freak, you are. Normal, am I. We just won't work.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 3:37 am
by Elfgirl
Go take ONE look in the mirror...do you see Josh Holloway there? If not, don't call us, and we won't call you.
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:43 am
by onewyteduck
Had a really crappy time the last time we went out
Posted: Wed May 24, 2006 4:47 am
by Elfgirl
I don't like you. Leave now, and never come back! (precioussss)!
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 1:20 am
by Revan
Just leave me alone. I hate this life, and you more so... just go and die in a ditch.
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:52 am
by Elfgirl
Kiss my arse - the only way I'd date you is if you had a head and body transplant with Orlando Bloom.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:25 am
by Cheval
L-O-S-E-R!
And I don't date losers.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:41 am
by Elfgirl
My mother warned me to never date outside my species.
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:07 pm
by Xar
Not to be picky, but you don't really want me to go out with something like you?!
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:10 pm
by Creator
Out with YOU!!!?

You've got to be kidding!!!
Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 2:11 pm
by Xar
Probably not, I have to throw myself out of the window tonight.
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 1:52 am
by Elfgirl
^

Xar!!
Quit buggin' me. You're ugly and smell like a dairy.
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 7:29 am
by Xar
Repelling creature! I can't even look at you without feeling queasy - and not in a good sense - and you want me to go OUT with you?!
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 3:14 pm
by Creator
Submit another request - I can't be bothered today!
Posted: Wed May 31, 2006 3:21 pm
by Xar
Too many romantic movies have turned your brain into jelly... I'd never go out with you, because no matter how much make up you put on, you'll never turn into a beautiful person!