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Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 7:11 pm
by Ki
Zero b-day cards
Posted: Thu May 22, 2008 8:08 pm
by IrrationalSanity
Alone on your birthday
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 5:53 am
by sgt.null
bowel obstruction
Posted: Fri May 23, 2008 1:10 pm
by Ki
Camping in the rain
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 9:32 am
by IrrationalSanity
Duck-eggs falling on your head
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 12:46 pm
by magickmaker17
Eggs that are rotten falling on your head.
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 1:56 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Flames licking at your feet.
dw
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:25 pm
by sgt.null
goats chewing at your innards
Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 2:31 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
Herniated Disc
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:14 am
by IrrationalSanity
Impacted wisdom tooth
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 4:45 pm
by magickmaker17
Jawbreakers that do
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 5:38 pm
by drew
Kicking something, but then hurting your foot.
Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 11:23 pm
by Cheval
Leaving the house to go to work,
only to find that you've forgotten your pants!
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 1:18 am
by magickmaker17
masticating with an open mouth
Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:33 pm
by sgt.null
nerve gas
Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:39 pm
by drew
Osama Bin Laden...that guy's a frigging JERK!
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 7:22 am
by sgt.null
pooping yerself
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:18 pm
by drew
Quiz shows that are hosted by second rate celbreties (especially Regis)
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 9:20 pm
by magickmaker17
running out of food!
Posted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:23 pm
by sgt.null
splotches on yer... umm, nethers?