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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:20 pm
by Cybrweez
Yea, there have been quite a few good ones.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 5:33 pm
by Menolly
If your offspring is a split personality paradox who can't leave well enough alone and who has gone missing from this site, you might, possibly, be a Bloodguard.
...miss you, Esmer...
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:17 pm
by matrixman
Cagliostro wrote:If you have been brutally killed in a Stephen R. Donaldson book, especially if your spine was snapped, you might be a Bloodguard. Or have been.
Heh heh, cruel yet awesome.
If you know secrets about High Lord Kevin's Wards but haven't bothered to tell anyone because you weren't asked, you might be a Bloodguard.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:53 pm
by Kaydene
If walking on a fractured shinbone extracts the same reaction from you as a pesky hangnail....you might be a Bloodguard.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 7:18 pm
by rdhopeca
If you spend your personal time surrounded by other scantily clad men in a dark cave fighting (dancing?) while claiming that Haruchai women "exist but are still living out in the mountains", you might be a Bloodguard.
Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:53 pm
by dlbpharmd
If watery tarts singing seductive songs of suicide are your idea of a good time, you might be a Bloodguard.
(yeah, I know....it doesn't quite work. Still, it's kinda funny.
)
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 12:46 am
by Fist and Faith
Yes, it is!
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:04 am
by matrixman
If you often find yourself rescuing a clumsy, half-handed stranger who berates you for no reason, you might be a Bloodguard.
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 3:42 pm
by rdhopeca
If the only book on your bookshelf is Grandma's Treasure Berry Pie: 1,001 Ways To Prepare Aliantha, you might be a Bloodguard.
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 6:26 pm
by Dread Poet Jethro
If telepathy
Is preferable to speech
You might be Bloodguard
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:42 pm
by Cybrweez
Not bad Dread, you are a poet.
But, negative points, b/c you had to use speech
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:50 pm
by Dread Poet Jethro
If you win contest
On telepathy alone
You are a Bloodguard
Posted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:56 pm
by Menolly
Two good entries, and
both in haiku.
Impressive, DPJ.
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 4:56 am
by psytech
If your annual performance review simply reads "You suffice" ... you might be a Bloodguard.
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:08 am
by Savor Dam
psytechnm, that contribution definitely suffices. Nicely done!
Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:23 pm
by Cybrweez
Wow, a lot of good ones. Good game wayfriend.
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:17 am
by matrixman
Great one, psytechnm!
If the Earthpower itself pays attention when
you swear something, and your name isn't Berek, you might be a Bloodguard.
It's D(ecision) Day, wayfriend will want to know our favorites. I've boiled it down to three:
aliantha: If your idea of a devastating comeback is a single raised eyebrow...you might be a Bloodguard.
Kaydene: If walking on a fractured shinbone extracts the same reaction from you as a pesky hangnail....you might be a Bloodguard.
psytechnm: If your annual performance review simply reads "You suffice" ... you might be a Bloodguard
Don't ask me to choose among these three, I'd rather throw myself off Landsdrop.
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 2:21 pm
by Cybrweez
I would say shinbone, annual performance, getting laid, and both DPJ entries were top of my list.
I'm not good at picking favorites...
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:39 pm
by wayfriend
Going once ...
Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 8:48 pm
by Savor Dam
Restating my previous endorsements of:
- psytechnm's Performance Review
ali's Raised Eyebrow
dlb's Bimillenial Nookie
If I had to give an order of preference, that would be it...but all are great entries. So are some others, but those are
my favorites.