Kevin's Watch

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:24 pm**

I wish I could do nothing but.... post on Mallorys.

May I borrow your . . ..

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:36 pm**

May I borrow your . . . Walther PPK? I have a job to do....

Sure, just remember to....

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:37 pm**

Sure, just remember to.... turn the safety catch 'off'.

And if you are arrested, remember to . . .

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:39 pm**

And if you are arrested, remember to . . . say nothing.

If you talk, then....

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 2:41 pm**

If you talk, then.... count your days, because Keyser Soze still walks.

Well, Keyser Soze was just a movie character, but . ..

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 3:26 pm**

Well, Keyser Soze was just a movie character, but . ..yer mama's another story!

People wonder why Ur-Vile and dANdeLION spend so much time here alone

, they...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 4:34 pm**

People wonder why Ur-Vile and dANdeLION spend so much time here alone , they...don't have anything better to do, apparently.

I have an idea; why don't they....

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 5:20 pm**

I have an idea; why don't they invite someone else to join them and help finish their sentences for them.

The character in TCTC that would benefit most hilariously from a 1970's era afro would be...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 7:57 pm**

The character in TCTC that would benefit most hilariously from a 1970's era afro would be...Covenant's friend, Saltbeard Hairfollower.

The greatest disco dancer from TCTC has to be...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:33 pm**

The greatest disco dancer from TCTC has to be Lord Hyrim. Rotund Lord in slinky hot pants---now that's cool! [this usage of the word cool is intended to imply a subtle layer of debilitating, horrific putrefaction and is not meant to be confused with the more standard definition of the word]

The best one-night stand from TCTC is...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:50 pm**

The best one-night stand from TCTC is...a tough question to answer. Perhaps after a nice bath and some deodorant and perfume "summoned" from the real world a choice could be made but not until then.

If there was one breakfast cereal I could bring to land with me it would have to be...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:58 pm**

If there was one breakfast cereal I could bring to the Land with me it would have to be Cap'n Creche.

If there was one modern convenience item I could take with me to the Land it would be...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:00 pm**

If there was one modern convenience item I could take with me to the Land it would be...a manual crank ice cream maker.

The Chronicles would have been vastly improved it SRD had only...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:07 pm**

The Chronicles would have been vastly improved it SRD had only replaced the cavewights with extremely tall midgets named Fred.

The 2nd chronicles are the best because...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 9:20 pm**

The 2nd chronicles are the best because TC is cast into the role of an active and deliberate leader of the resistance to Foul instead of spending most of his time being led around by his nose and only reacting to everything.

If Lord Foul were truly released into the open universe I think the first thing he would do would be...

Posted: **Thu Feb 19, 2004 10:08 pm**

If Lord Foul were truly released into the open universe I think the first thing he would do would be to go to Disneyland, and taking his Raver buddies with him.

If I were re-writing the FCTC, I would...

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2004 10:44 am**

If I were re-writing the FCTC, I would...introduce a character who seemingly is an alternative to Covenant that half of the council believes will actually be the answer to Lord Foul. He is far less abrasive than TC and also seems to have been summoned from the real world. He openly and freely demonstrates awsome powers and declares from the beginning that he will destroy Foul. He and TC would have several heated discussions with TC's natural negativity and suspicion giving the reader clues that something is not quite right. In the end it turns out that this guy is in fact Foul himself.

If I were asked to change what happened to the Giants in a profound way I'd...

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2004 12:21 pm**

If I were asked to change what happened to the Giants in a profound way I'd... have them decide to visit our world and support John Kerry in his campaign to become president.

On second thoughts, that's a . . .

Posted: **Fri Feb 20, 2004 2:57 pm**

On second thoughts, that's a terrible commingling of epic fantasy with flat-lining reality, and only serves to lower the interest of the fantastic rather than elevate the relevance of the actual.

If I were to become completely schizophrenic...

Posted: **Sat Feb 21, 2004 6:40 am**

If I were to become completely schizophrenic...I would suddenly realize I really am the One, that I'm on a mission to destroy the machines of Lord Foul of Arrakis, and that I can only achieve this with the help of the mysterious Dukkha of WayneNewton and TOM C KENOBI, a great 6-foot feline with disturbing yellow eyes and a mean lightsaber.

Pizza and Coke go together like...

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