After performing the unquestionably indecent act of roasting fish with pineapple, he remembered his father's vile calumny and spat curses under his breath. "Define for me a life well lived" I uttered out loud, suppressing my utter disgust...
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It is the dysfunction of the electoral system that causes presidential choices that nobody loves. 
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Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle. -Philo of Alexandria
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
ahhhh... if only all our creativity in wickedness could be fixed by "Corrupt a Wish." - Linna Heartlistener
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Thank you, Skyweir! I promise I'll stop crying, now! 
Darcy started to realize she wasn't feeling too well when her insides started to feel like jelly.
Her discomfort was brought on shortly after she rode the carousel.
She felt that this was either proof that she stayed too long among people coming down with the flu, or that she was paralyzed with worry by the news of her friend's indictment.
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Darcy started to realize she wasn't feeling too well when her insides started to feel like jelly.
Her discomfort was brought on shortly after she rode the carousel.
She felt that this was either proof that she stayed too long among people coming down with the flu, or that she was paralyzed with worry by the news of her friend's indictment.
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Interesting word choices there, Skyweir! I'll see what I can do with them:
The best way to make Norbert feel like a cotton-headed ninimuggins was to enter him in the school's spelling bee.
His false friend Charlie entered Norbert into the competition, and was overheard to whisper, "I bet that Norbert flops before even getting the third word to spell!"
Charlie was right when Norbert got the word "flabbergast" in the third round, and proceeded to erroneously spell it "flaberghast".
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The best way to make Norbert feel like a cotton-headed ninimuggins was to enter him in the school's spelling bee.
His false friend Charlie entered Norbert into the competition, and was overheard to whisper, "I bet that Norbert flops before even getting the third word to spell!"
Charlie was right when Norbert got the word "flabbergast" in the third round, and proceeded to erroneously spell it "flaberghast".
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It was not fame, that made him famous. It was his innocent way of viewing the world around him. Where others saw despair he saw hope, where others saw problems, he saw opportunity. He never failed to appreciate the things in his life that led him to his fame. The people loved him, they would travel from far and wide to sit at his feet and listen to the lessons life taught him. They treated him as if he himself were a breviary.
He was a kindly soul, filled with an immense love for life and all things living. He was as gentle with his environment as he was with the animal meals and plants that dwelled therein.
He was a kindly soul, filled with an immense love for life and all things living. He was as gentle with his environment as he was with the animal meals and plants that dwelled therein.
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The sloth that is Sky, trembling beneath Cord's thunder, climbs the Mount of Shame.
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Hahahaha ... Slothsky 
Alas the ancient sky darkened. A young but vapid girl alights her carriage. She stumbles uncertainly down the steps and is greeted by her erudite brother. Seeing his face she heartened as she and felt secure in his gaze. They both skipped the rest of the way home licking their popsicles.
Alas the ancient sky darkened. A young but vapid girl alights her carriage. She stumbles uncertainly down the steps and is greeted by her erudite brother. Seeing his face she heartened as she and felt secure in his gaze. They both skipped the rest of the way home licking their popsicles.
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The sky overhead was teeming with volcanic ash. Little did they know it was the tyrannical Tom Bombadil who was responsible. He through his formation of...evil dumb dudes, orchestrated a nuclear missile to be placed at the base of Vesuvius. Of course it was a very long time ago .. when things happened out of time......
..... as opposed to .. in time
..... as opposed to .. in time
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