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Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 8:41 am
by Loredoctor
Pizza and Coke go together like... Neo and Trinity during a Zion rave party.
If SRD saw Mallorys, the first thing he would think . . .
Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2004 10:13 am
by matrixman
If SRD saw Mallorys, the first thing he would think...is that he ought to postpone the Last Chronicles for a year while he does further "research" into the sentence games.
SRD should use his karate to...
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 2:12 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
SRD should use his karate to break through the unabridged OED....but only after he has completed the Third Chrons.
I think the very last word of the Third Chrons will be...
Posted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 5:23 pm
by matrixman
I think the very last word of the Third Chrons will be...BOOM!
I think the first sentence of Runes will be...
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 12:58 am
by aTOMiC
I think the first sentence of Runes will be...The.
If could suggest to SRD the perfect opening sentence for Runes it would be...
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 5:39 am
by matrixman
If I could suggest to SRD the perfect opening sentence for Runes it would be...Linden Avery, Sun-Sage and White Gold Wielder, arrived home tired but dutifully greeted her husband and entered the living room, whereupon she realized she wasn't married, and this wasn't her house. Bloody hell!
The Last Chrons will be 4 books instead of 3 because...
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:27 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
The Last Chrons will be 4 books instead of 3 because the current trend in book-writing is to write no less than one book more than is completely necessary, or up to 10 if your last name is Jordan.
The absolute worst fantasy-genre story I've read [and why] is...
Posted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:15 pm
by aTOMiC
The absolute worst fantasy-genre story I've read [and why] is...Folly's Challenge because I wrote the bloody thing.
If I could get two of my favorite authors to team up for a story it would be...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:33 pm
by dANdeLION
If I could get two of my favorite authors to team up for a story it would be...SRD & Piers anthony doing "Xanth Into Ruin: THis Day All Puns Die".
I don't know who'd actually buy it, but it sure would....
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:45 pm
by aTOMiC
I don't know who'd actually buy it, but it sure would be an effective way of getting more money into Piers Anthony's empty pockets.
If you cross and Ogre with a Unicorn you get a...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:02 pm
by dANdeLION
If you cross and Ogre with a Unicorn you get a...nother stupid Xanth novel, most likely.
THe reason Piers is broke is that he.....
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:07 pm
by aTOMiC
THe reason Piers is broke is that he.....bought internet stock in the fall of 1999.
If I had one useful piece of advice for Anthony it would be to...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:54 pm
by dANdeLION
If I had one useful piece of advice for Anthony it would be to...buy low and sell high.
I wish I was an.....
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:04 pm
by aTOMiC
I wish I was an.....Oscar Meyer Wiener. That is what I’d truly like to be. Cuz If I were an Oscar Meyer weiner Everyone would be in love with me.
My bologna has a first name...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:26 pm
by dANdeLION
My bologna has a first name...it's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:28 pm
by aTOMiC
My bologna has a second name...Its W-I-N-K-Y.
If I could choose a new name for myself it would have to be...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 7:10 pm
by dANdeLION
If I could choose a new name for myself it would have to be...Spamzilla.
If I could choose a name for Darth Revan, it would be....
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 7:12 pm
by aTOMiC
If I could choose a name for Darth Revan, it would be Kettle.
If I could dig a hole straight through the center of the earth I would hope I'd end up...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:15 pm
by DukkhaWaynhim
If I could dig a hole straight through the center of the earth I would hope I'd end up in heaven after the molten core crisped my poor mortal flesh.
The character from Monty Python and the Holy Grail I most identify with is...
Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:17 pm
by aTOMiC
The character from Monty Python and the Holy Grail I most identify with is...Sir Not appearing in this film.
If I could model myself after one of the characters in the afore mentioned Python film it would be...